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(The Conclusion of the Experiment 4 CHATGPT)
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This is the finale of my experiment.
Just a silly joke - please excuse me Martin. I hope you have more humor than my full grown potatoes.
Greetings Rolf
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
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From our wonderful coastal hike along the Cornish coast. This was the view from our picnic spot on Pentire point, overlooking Poly Joke Beach. On the opposite side we were lucky enough to see and hear seals!
Nomad seems to have lost the helicopter when he made his way into the sewer system that was below a nearby overpass. It’s time to go. A lead has led him to another city anyway. It’s been a little over a year since he’s seen her, since they took her, since they got away with it. “I’ve got to follow the clues, expose them,” he mumbles.
He tilts his head downward and to the left, looking behind him without turning his head. He counts six on the left, 3 on the right. They’re closing in. Not to cause a scene he starts to ditch in and out of the alleyways. Making his escape slowly and quietly. He notices after some slick maneuvering that he only sees about 3 people in viewing range, though others could be around still. I’m sure they have an communications system in their ear, they all do.
Nomad walks in through the front of a burger-joint and walks out the back door. Two men in the back of the restaurant approach him, one with a gun. He quickly with two quick hand movements removes the weapon from the man on the right and pistol whips the man on the left with it knocking him out. Still holding the hand of the man on the right he pulls him into him as he kicks the man’s shin breaking a bone and sending him to the ground. Another swift kick to the head and both men are unconscious. Nomad walks off briskly looking from side to side. He places the gun in the back of pants expecting the elastic to keep it from falling.
He walks down a backstreet on the side of a pizzeria. Out from behind the building come an agent. Taller than Nomad, more muscular than him as well. He takes a swing at Nomad, Nomad is too quick for him as he bobs and weaves away from his opponent. One swing, one flush connect from Nomad’s left uppercut and the big man goes down, hitting his head on the concrete steps behind him. Blood starts to ooze out the back of the man’s head. “Ha I’m one punch man,” Nomad jokes as he takes off slipping into the night. He doesn’t get captured; he escapes easily.
Nomad starts his journey to the next city. “That was close. Need to end this!”
Joking Appie was the entertainer at Mommy Marian's birthday party.
He will stay for a while. Peter and Oleg are fond of him.
PETER:
Can you tell a joke Appie ??
APPIE:
Here it comes:
What would bears without bees? .......
Ears!
PETER and OLEG (Laugh out loud)
Haha !!! That's so funny !!
Another one!
APPIE:
What do you call a bear with no teeth? ......
A gummy bear!
PETER Haha .... My stomach hurts with laughter. Another one!
APPIE:
No..enough for today!
OLEG:
Please Appie ...
One more!
APPIE:
The very last then
How do you start a teddy bear race ??
Ready, Teddy Go!
That's it for today
Peter and Oleg can't stop laughing
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I like to laugh, even with pictures. You don't have to die before you die.
J'aime rire, même avec des photos. Il ne faut pas pas mourir avant de mourir.
Bie (Thai) and Olivia (French) share a joke while we are on our urban walk. The thing I love about these walks is that we are joined by people from all across the globe and from all walks of life. We share a day or part of a day and bonds can be made very quickly because of our common interest
Porth Joke, known locally as Polly Joke, is a small cove nestled between Holywell and Crantock. Untouched by commercialism the beach is a stones throw from West Pentire.
I was at the grocery store looking for unusual packaging ... Here what I found for the theme: unusual packaging. I did not buy it . Might be too spicy for me. This is just a little hiccup to my series of winter posts, I still have a few more pics of snow to share ...
A l'épicerie j'ai bienouvert les yeux à la recherche d'emballages insolites ... Voici ce que j'ai trouvé pour le thème de ce vendredi pour le groupe Looking close...on Friday.. Je ne l'ai pas acheté. Peut-être trop épicé pour moi. Et si vous suivez les photos sur ma galerie ... il me reste encore quelques photos de neige même si plusieurs ont plus envie de photos de printemps... Quant a moi je veux encore voir la neige ( sur la montagne) et l'herbe dans ma cour !
Sorry, computer joke. The little eyepiece in the center swivels to let the viewer line up horizon features in the Grand Canyon, and identify them by the names recorded on the brass plate. Or did, at one time in the old days, maybe.
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''Well,... at least this one horse found my jokes funny and bemusing''... the other just walked off...!!!
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Created May 2, 2022, 15:21:05
A guy whose head is fully covered with a shirt jokingly strikes a pose upon seeing me holding a camera while I look at a shadowed alley which links to the national road at a village in Subic, Zambales, Philippines.
View from Porth Joke in Cornwall
Porth Joke or Polly Joke as it sometimes known is situated between Crantock and Holywell on the North Cornish coast.
The name Polly Joke is thought to be derived from the Corhish Pol-Lejouack meaning Jackdaw cove
photography © Jeremy Sage
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