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Gruß an I Q U -
Salute to the amazing IQU
and his great pic
(The Conclusion of the Experiment 4 CHATGPT)
hybrid creature.
This is the finale of my experiment.
Just a silly joke - please excuse me Martin. I hope you have more humor than my full grown potatoes.
Greetings Rolf
The other plants you passed up because
they were too prickly or
too ugly...
they were the safe ones.
Me, I am intoxicating
my beauty is transfixing.
You cannot resist admiring
or leaning in.
But, the joke is on you, fool.
Because I am going to eat you alive
Devour you like the carnivore I am
and eat your heart out first.
The other plants will watch in terror
In a way, they are weak of heart and spirit
They spend all their energy
trying to get you to trust them.
Yet, you fall prey to me!
Devoured like a sworn enemy
and yet, I have nothing against you
except maybe you should have heeded the words...
Don’t ever trust in the unkindness of beautiful strangers.
**All photos and poems are copyrighted. Please no graphics**
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
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Joking Appie was the entertainer at Mommy Marian's birthday party.
He will stay for a while. Peter and Oleg are fond of him.
PETER:
Can you tell a joke Appie ??
APPIE:
Here it comes:
What would bears without bees? .......
Ears!
PETER and OLEG (Laugh out loud)
Haha !!! That's so funny !!
Another one!
APPIE:
What do you call a bear with no teeth? ......
A gummy bear!
PETER Haha .... My stomach hurts with laughter. Another one!
APPIE:
No..enough for today!
OLEG:
Please Appie ...
One more!
APPIE:
The very last then
How do you start a teddy bear race ??
Ready, Teddy Go!
That's it for today
Peter and Oleg can't stop laughing
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I like to laugh, even with pictures. You don't have to die before you die.
J'aime rire, même avec des photos. Il ne faut pas pas mourir avant de mourir.
Just typical...spend a glorious week in Torridon searching for photo opportunities in fantastic conditions....get home and take the dog for a short walk and come across some fabulous drifts!
Porth Joke, known locally as Polly Joke, is a small cove nestled between Holywell and Crantock. Untouched by commercialism the beach is a stones throw from West Pentire.
Lying in the sun and telling sheep jokes. myfavoritesheep.blogspot.com/2011/03/so-sheep-walks-into-...
Yesterday I gave you a little foretaste of my Sunday sunrise photo tour (what a neologism - almost cooler than the photos).
Today I decided to be a little mean to you and make you wait a little longer for the rest of the pictures. Well, that's just how I am sometimes. Unlucky :-). All joking aside, I have to do this, otherwise I won't be able to see through here at some point.
Instead, I would first like to finish a few short series that I had already started.
I would like to start with another photo of the autumnal Priesnitz waterfall in the Dresden Heath. This time in portrait format.
Even if it seems like it, I didn't have to step into the already cold water to take this photo.
Gestern habe ich Euch einen kleinen Vorgeschmack auf meine sonntägliche-Sonnenaufgangs-Foto-Tour (was für eine Wortschöpfung-fast cooler als die Fotos) gegeben.
Heute habe ich beschlossen, ein ganz klein wenig gemein zu Euch zu sein und Euch noch etwas auf die restlichen Bilder warten zu lassen. Tsja, so bin ich halt manchmal. Pech gehabt :-). Spass beiseite, ich muss das machen, sonst blick ich hier irgendwann nicht mehr durch.
Stattdessen möchte ich erst einmal ein paar Kurzserien zu Ende bringen, die ich vorher bereits begonnen hatte.
Anfangen möchte ich mit einem weiteren Foto vom herbstlichen Priesnitz Wasserfall in der Dresdner Heide. Dieses Mal im Hochformat.
Auch wenn es so wirkt, ich musste für dieses Foto nicht in das doch schon recht kalte Wasser steigen.
more of this on my website at: www.shoot-to-catch.de
I was at the grocery store looking for unusual packaging ... Here what I found for the theme: unusual packaging. I did not buy it . Might be too spicy for me. This is just a little hiccup to my series of winter posts, I still have a few more pics of snow to share ...
A l'épicerie j'ai bienouvert les yeux à la recherche d'emballages insolites ... Voici ce que j'ai trouvé pour le thème de ce vendredi pour le groupe Looking close...on Friday.. Je ne l'ai pas acheté. Peut-être trop épicé pour moi. Et si vous suivez les photos sur ma galerie ... il me reste encore quelques photos de neige même si plusieurs ont plus envie de photos de printemps... Quant a moi je veux encore voir la neige ( sur la montagne) et l'herbe dans ma cour !
We had a look down to Porth Joke beach one evening. It was pre sunset and the tide was right out. The walk to the beach from the car park takes you passed some lovely wild flower meadows. Have seen some lovely images from other photographers of these flowers.
Captured this in the garden many years ago thought it was a fun shot and might put a smile on some faces . Always reminds me of the slug and snail joke , A slug was mugged by a snail , latter on when being interviewed by the insect police the slug was asked if he would recognize his attacker , his reply , I don't think so it all happened so fast................... Well i thought it was funny.
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Created May 2, 2022, 15:21:05
A guy whose head is fully covered with a shirt jokingly strikes a pose upon seeing me holding a camera while I look at a shadowed alley which links to the national road at a village in Subic, Zambales, Philippines.
View from Porth Joke in Cornwall
Porth Joke or Polly Joke as it sometimes known is situated between Crantock and Holywell on the North Cornish coast.
The name Polly Joke is thought to be derived from the Corhish Pol-Lejouack meaning Jackdaw cove
photography © Jeremy Sage
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