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Yes, my husband is a fan of Angry Birds.
But that's not what this picture is REALLY about.
It's about domestic abuse.
By husband? HEAVENS NO!
By a domestic object.
This morning, around 2am, I was having an awesome dream. I don't remember the particulars of it but I'm fairly certain I was in an action movie in a rad outfit kicking bad guys in the face. With a dream like that, I really didn't want to get up use the bathroom. I rolled out of bed, and put the dream on a kind of "pause". I didn't want to wake up enough to not be able to pick up where I left off.
And that is when I had it.
My flighty moment.
And, much like the Angry Birds in the game or your average street pigeon near a glass building, I full speed walked into the closed bedroom door.
Talk about a wakeup.
My medic husband heard the noise and, in his
Him: BABY! WHAT'S THAT NOISE!?
Me: I walked into the door!
Him: WHAT?
Me: I walked into the door!!
Him: Are you bleeding?
Me: I don't know....
Him: IT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION!
Yes, I was in excruciating pain but it was so randomly insensitive that I almost burst out laughing.
I left to get tissues and by the time I return to bed to tell him "Yes, I'm bleeding", he is sound asleep.
So I text my sister and wallow in her concern. Then, I lay in bed with my bloody nose and tissue and, using my iPod, Google "How do I know if my nose is broken?"
True story.
In the morning, as I suspected, my husband remembered nothing. He was confused as to why I was looking at my nose in the mirror. "Because I walked into the door last night."
He paused. "Seriously?" And then the medic took over, poking and prodding and causing me more pain as he investigated the injury.
So, in memory of acting like a pigeon smacking a window, I thought a picture of an "Angry Bird" was more appropriate than a bloody tissue. :)
Department of Humor Security rapid response force.
“Remember men, Don’t fire until you hear the click of his keyboard.”
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to accept if I had managed to sober up before she died. One of three more screen shots of misheard subtitles from the Netflix movie, "How About You." I enjoyed the movie, but the subtitling was crazy! Because I have some hearing loss, I like to use subtitles, when available, but I was surprised at the discrepancies between what I heard & what I saw on this movie. Many of the subtitled words not only didn't make sense; they weren't even real words!
De Nacht van de Journalistiek beleefde dit jaar haar lustrum. Deze tiende editie van dit jaarlijks evenement werd daarom omgedoopt tot het Festival van de Journalistiek. Tijdens het festival stonden veel kleinschalige workshops waarin professionals in gesprek gingen met beginnende journalisten centraal. Het thema van het festival was “Leren specialiseren”. En natuurlijk was er ook muziek, humor en lekker eten.
Grupo granadino Humor Vítreo. Trabajo realizado para la promoción de su nuevo trabajo.
Sesión llevada a cabo el día 3 de Enero del 2011.
Herminio de nuevo en camiseta y, como no podría ser de otra forma, haciendo de las suyas en un cine de listones!
DPS 88/365 We had most of our kids and grandkids home tonight. We had a serious volleyball tourney that had to include all ages. This is what the little ones were doing when they weren't in the action. We were lucky, no serious injuries. Not a good picture but still a memorable one. For that I am thankful.
Canapés variados de alumnos de interpretación en el Teatro del Gesto de la Real Escuela Superior de Arte Dramático.
Dirección: Ana Vázquez de Castro
Parte de los actos de celebración de la Noche de los Teatros 2009. Tuvo lugar en la Plaza de Vázquez de Mella de Madrid.
Claim of wild and beautiful?
Can`t stand being just like other guy?
Make your skin and hair beautiful.
Canapés variados de alumnos de interpretación en el Teatro del Gesto de la Real Escuela Superior de Arte Dramático.
Dirección: Ana Vázquez de Castro
Parte de los actos de celebración de la Noche de los Teatros 2009. Tuvo lugar en la Plaza de Vázquez de Mella de Madrid.
Pictionary Subject: Phrase
(Most have seen this, but I thought it would make a great example and start)