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Taken on my photo platform. Big thanks to Aria for thinking i needed a banana costume. I guess i did. Fall is officially here, so let halloween season begin, and besides, the world needs more dad jokes.
I was planning a morning trip to Crosby to have a go at Anthony Gormley's Another Place. Driving up The Wirral to the Mersey Tunnel made me have a rethink as there was no way I'd have been able to see anything. The only places I could think of to try and get above the fog were Everton Brow and the Princes Dock multi-storey car park.
Everton Brow overlooks the whole of Liverpool city centre but probably isn't the most advisable place to be wandering around in the dark on a foggy morning so I made the decision to try the car park. This wasn't without risk either having been refused entry several times before by security and I didn't want to pay £9 for two hours parking in case I wasn't above the fog. However, I was prepared to try a little bribe and bought a coffee from 'Bean' coffeeshop which occupies one of the retail units at the base of the car park in the hope if challenged they'd readily accept.
When I entered the foyer the blind was down on the security room so I pressed for the lift and nervously hit the top floor button. A couple of flights of stairs to the roof parking area slowly revealed the tops of many of the iconic skyline buildings poking out above the fog below. I sat for half an hour drinking the coffee and smoking too many roll ups as it started to get light and the city began to come alive with lights coming on and the traffic beginning to build.
The fog was swirling between the buildings and eventually began to clear enough to reveal a nice sky and this was the scene that presented itself when it was finally light enough to see some colour.
Superb morning with conditions I doubt I'll ever see again. Would I recommend it? Probably not as I was convinced I'd be confronted by security any minute.
Was it worth the risk? Absolutely, though it was wrong on so many levels....
HSS!
Hadn’t done a dad joke in a while, and this one counts on multiple levels. With Father’s Day coming up it seemed like the perfect timing for it.
Taken at Frogmore.
When I got this nun from Dench Designs as part of her group gifts for Halloween, I knew right away I needed to use it in a bad joke pic. Thank you Amanda for never failing to inspire with your awesome props and creations.
as my boating companion said... "Can you imagine what the inside looks like?"
Taken at Wethersfield Cove.
Wife suggested putting it up in the bathroom.
Taken on my photo platform. Big thanks to the always scary Jennylou for posing in this pic for me.
Sorry, not sorry, for the dad joke… sweet new ride… cuz its a donut car.
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"Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin."
by Hi Jokes, I'm Dad @dadjokes_us
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With heartfelt and genuine thanks for your kind visit. Have a beautiful day, be well, keep your eyes open, appreciate the beauty surrounding you, enjoy creating, stay safe, and laugh often! ❤️❤️❤️
No idea how Barefoot Contessa managed to get down without her sandals. Fair play to her....
That's no small feat.
It was two tired
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I can't remember exactly what this was for, I saw it outside a traditional house in Shirakawa go village.
My apologies to any and all golfers of the world who may groan after reading this joke...
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
I saw Michael J Fox at a garden centre the other day. I recognised him straight away, he had his back to the fuchsias!
I can't believe I have stooped to this level to tell a bad joke, but here we are!
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
by Hi Jokes, I'm Dad @dadjokes_us
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The Spotted Crop Lorry spends its youth foraging the parries and crop lands of the lower elevations throughout the mainland at all elevations. Spotting and body marks tend increase with age. Older models are recognized by flatter feet and collections of bailing twine. Older models often shed unnecessary armor, headlights and transmission parts. The Spotted Lorry can roam the croplands for 30 to 40 years. Older models can be found securing a roosting spot closer to home. They tend to hide in the tall grass watching younger models in the fields. This particular model found a resting home in a gravel parking spot. The Spotted Crop Lorry can be found in ecologies populated by the rust-crested implement. Other species to look for are the dungareed hired-man and the hairy-chested chin scratcher.
For another tall tale and another bucket of horsefeathers, head on over to St. George's place. It is in the albums section.
Oh, Happy Truck Thursday.
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Apologies to anyone in the airline industries, chocolate industries, or who had to put up with this dad joke.
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
Sorry tie-wearing people, just some Friday humor.
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
Is this a math joke or more a grammar joke??
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
This one is for all who celebrate Valentine's Day in whatever form or fashion. Make your someone special a big dill this year!
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
The Face You Make When Dad Finally Nails a Joke...
For years, I have carried the proud title of Dad Joke Champion, despite overwhelming evidence that nobody in the family actually found my jokes funny. Then along came Laban.
This little Maltipoo has become my most loyal audience. Whether he truly understands my humor or simply appreciates the delivery remains uncertain, but this photograph captures the exact moment I told him: “What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A best friend you can count on.” His reaction speaks for itself.
Captured during a perfectly timed yawn, Laban appears to be laughing so hard he can barely stay upright. Perhaps he was about to say, “Let me paw you a drink,” or maybe he just wanted to remind everyone to stay paws-itive. Either way, father and son finally seem to share the same questionable sense of humor.
As every dog owner eventually discovers, the greatest gift a dog can offer isn't obedience, tricks or even companionship. It's finding someone who thinks you're hilarious when nobody else does.
Fun fact: Dogs don't actually laugh the same way humans do, but researchers have identified a distinctive "play panting" sound that dogs often make during play sessions. Other dogs recognize it as a positive signal, and recordings of it have even been used in animal shelters to help reduce stress and encourage playful behavior.
Haha I shouldn't find this funny but somehow I do
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
One pencil tip sacrificed itself for today's post… hopefully the point does not go unnoticed.
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
This new NFL running back is ready for today's game. He runs fast, and sometimes his moves are totally nuts!
Visual proverbs. This is supposed to be a macro shot. For all my groan followers. :-)) I hope you appreciate the humor of this, Helen.
Who doesn't love a good (bad) joke now and then, especially on a Monday? At least I didn't start a series on bad puns… they are worse haha!
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Year Sixteen Of My 365 Project
I always wondered how they decided on how words were spelled!
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
Who doesn't love a good (bad) joke now and then?
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Year Sixteen Of My 365 Project
Apologies for all lovers of pasta, especially penne pasta, for this Friday Dad Joke...
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
Zoom in to see into the egg and sweat on the shell!
Flickr Friday: Simplicity
52 in 2024 Photo Challenge -- #31 Egg
Apologies to soup lovers (which my wife is a huge soup lover). And to be fair, Siri fed me this joke, so let's blame the bots on this one.
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
Not even the cute buffalo are immune to my jokes sadly...
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
The Friday Dad jokes are not going to get better… I am sure about that!
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
This was almost too bad to post. Sorry to all my cheese lovers out there.
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
The jokes just keep getting worse I think...
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project