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Taken on my photo platform. Big thanks to Aria for thinking i needed a banana costume. I guess i did. Fall is officially here, so let halloween season begin, and besides, the world needs more dad jokes.
I was planning a morning trip to Crosby to have a go at Anthony Gormley's Another Place. Driving up The Wirral to the Mersey Tunnel made me have a rethink as there was no way I'd have been able to see anything. The only places I could think of to try and get above the fog were Everton Brow and the Princes Dock multi-storey car park.
Everton Brow overlooks the whole of Liverpool city centre but probably isn't the most advisable place to be wandering around in the dark on a foggy morning so I made the decision to try the car park. This wasn't without risk either having been refused entry several times before by security and I didn't want to pay £9 for two hours parking in case I wasn't above the fog. However, I was prepared to try a little bribe and bought a coffee from 'Bean' coffeeshop which occupies one of the retail units at the base of the car park in the hope if challenged they'd readily accept.
When I entered the foyer the blind was down on the security room so I pressed for the lift and nervously hit the top floor button. A couple of flights of stairs to the roof parking area slowly revealed the tops of many of the iconic skyline buildings poking out above the fog below. I sat for half an hour drinking the coffee and smoking too many roll ups as it started to get light and the city began to come alive with lights coming on and the traffic beginning to build.
The fog was swirling between the buildings and eventually began to clear enough to reveal a nice sky and this was the scene that presented itself when it was finally light enough to see some colour.
Superb morning with conditions I doubt I'll ever see again. Would I recommend it? Probably not as I was convinced I'd be confronted by security any minute.
Was it worth the risk? Absolutely, though it was wrong on so many levels....
HSS!
Hadn’t done a dad joke in a while, and this one counts on multiple levels. With Father’s Day coming up it seemed like the perfect timing for it.
Taken at Frogmore.
When I got this nun from Dench Designs as part of her group gifts for Halloween, I knew right away I needed to use it in a bad joke pic. Thank you Amanda for never failing to inspire with your awesome props and creations.
as my boating companion said... "Can you imagine what the inside looks like?"
Taken at Wethersfield Cove.
Wife suggested putting it up in the bathroom.
Taken on my photo platform. Big thanks to the always scary Jennylou for posing in this pic for me.
Sorry, not sorry, for the dad joke… sweet new ride… cuz its a donut car.
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"Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin."
by Hi Jokes, I'm Dad @dadjokes_us
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No idea how Barefoot Contessa managed to get down without her sandals. Fair play to her....
That's no small feat.
It was two tired
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I can't remember exactly what this was for, I saw it outside a traditional house in Shirakawa go village.
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I saw Michael J Fox at a garden centre the other day. I recognised him straight away, he had his back to the fuchsias!
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The Spotted Crop Lorry spends its youth foraging the parries and crop lands of the lower elevations throughout the mainland at all elevations. Spotting and body marks tend increase with age. Older models are recognized by flatter feet and collections of bailing twine. Older models often shed unnecessary armor, headlights and transmission parts. The Spotted Lorry can roam the croplands for 30 to 40 years. Older models can be found securing a roosting spot closer to home. They tend to hide in the tall grass watching younger models in the fields. This particular model found a resting home in a gravel parking spot. The Spotted Crop Lorry can be found in ecologies populated by the rust-crested implement. Other species to look for are the dungareed hired-man and the hairy-chested chin scratcher.
For another tall tale and another bucket of horsefeathers, head on over to St. George's place. It is in the albums section.
Oh, Happy Truck Thursday.
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Haha I shouldn't find this funny but somehow I do
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
This new NFL running back is ready for today's game. He runs fast, and sometimes his moves are totally nuts!
I always wondered how they decided on how words were spelled!
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
Who doesn't love a good (bad) joke now and then, especially on a Monday? At least I didn't start a series on bad puns… they are worse haha!
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Year Sixteen Of My 365 Project
Shout out to my Canadian friends- sorry for the bad joke, but making up for it with your country in tribute!
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
A little dad humor to bring us all into the Christmas hours…
Side note: This was the only Santa I could find, and this picture was taken at Sophie's first Christmas… Gosh I miss her!
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
Who doesn't love a good (bad) joke now and then?
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Year Sixteen Of My 365 Project
This was almost too bad to post. Sorry to all my cheese lovers out there.
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
The year is new, but the same old dad jokes I'm afraid. As a bonus there's a bad joke in the pic and a bad pun in the title of the shot. Win-win! (or is it lose-lose?!)
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
Who doesn't love a good (bad) joke now and then, especially on a Monday? I don't know if the phrase "Dad Joke" translates universally, but here we refer to them as the kinds of jokes a dad tells their kids, which just bring about the eye roll because they are so bad. So cheers to all the fathers or just bad joke-tellers out there for a new series of shots.
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Year Sixteen Of My 365 Project
What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
Zoom in to see into the egg and sweat on the shell!
Flickr Friday: Simplicity
52 in 2024 Photo Challenge -- #31 Egg
If I am suffering with COVID, we're all gonna suffer with dad jokes...
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Year Sixteen Of My 365 Project
The only thing to make up for this joke is that I got to eat the Butter Rum Lifesaver...
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
ELEPHANT PLAINS: Located in the Sabi Sand Game Reserve, neighbouring the Kruger National Park, the Elephant Plains Game Lodge promises a Big Five game viewing experience with high class luxurious and comfortable accommodation facilities. From rondavels to intimate honeymoon suites the lodge provides its guests with a vast range of options to choose from for their accommodation. Elephant Plains Game Lodge is famous for the enthralling Big Five game viewing where guests can avail two game drives a day. With amazing facilities like swimming pool, spa, gym, library, games room and much more; Elephant Plains Game Lodge serves the guests with one of the best accommodation services in South Africa. The lodge can accommodate up to 24 guests at a time and also offer wedding planning services for those who wish to celebrate the wedding in the wilderness of South Africa. www.elephantplains.co.za
KRUGER NATIONAL PARK is one of the largest game reserves in Africa. It covers an area of 19,485 km2 in the provinces of Limpopo and Mpumalanga in northeastern South Africa, and extends 360 km from north to south and 65 km from east to west. The administrative headquarters are in Skukuza. Areas of the park were first protected by the government of the South African Republic in 1898, and it became South Africa's first national park in 1926. To the west and south of the Kruger National Park are the two South African provinces of Limpopo and Mpumalanga. In the north is Zimbabwe, and to the east is Mozambique. It is now part of the Great Limpopo Transfrontier Park, a peace park that links Kruger National Park with the Gonarezhou National Park in Zimbabwe, and with the Limpopo National Park in Mozambique. The park is part of the Kruger to Canyons Biosphere an area designated by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) as an International Man and Biosphere Reserve (the "Biosphere"). The park has nine main gates allowing entrance to the different camps. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kruger_National_Park
SABI SAND: The Sabi Sand Game Reserve is situated in the southwestern corner of the world-renowned Kruger National Park in South Africa and consists of 65000 hectares. It is the most prestigious game reserve in South Africa and is famous for incredible leopard and lion sightings. www.sabisandsgamereserve.com
The jokes just keep getting worse I think...
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
I knew there was a reason I never saw these in the zoo!
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
The more it makes you groan, the better it is… right?
Who doesn't love a good (bad) joke now and then?
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Year Sixteen Of My 365 Project
From the neighborhood (North Davis greenbelt) chalkboard that gives us a new one more or less on that schedule.
Can't resist a little geology humor.