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Taken on my photo platform. Big thanks to Aria for thinking i needed a banana costume. I guess i did. Fall is officially here, so let halloween season begin, and besides, the world needs more dad jokes.
I was planning a morning trip to Crosby to have a go at Anthony Gormley's Another Place. Driving up The Wirral to the Mersey Tunnel made me have a rethink as there was no way I'd have been able to see anything. The only places I could think of to try and get above the fog were Everton Brow and the Princes Dock multi-storey car park.
Everton Brow overlooks the whole of Liverpool city centre but probably isn't the most advisable place to be wandering around in the dark on a foggy morning so I made the decision to try the car park. This wasn't without risk either having been refused entry several times before by security and I didn't want to pay £9 for two hours parking in case I wasn't above the fog. However, I was prepared to try a little bribe and bought a coffee from 'Bean' coffeeshop which occupies one of the retail units at the base of the car park in the hope if challenged they'd readily accept.
When I entered the foyer the blind was down on the security room so I pressed for the lift and nervously hit the top floor button. A couple of flights of stairs to the roof parking area slowly revealed the tops of many of the iconic skyline buildings poking out above the fog below. I sat for half an hour drinking the coffee and smoking too many roll ups as it started to get light and the city began to come alive with lights coming on and the traffic beginning to build.
The fog was swirling between the buildings and eventually began to clear enough to reveal a nice sky and this was the scene that presented itself when it was finally light enough to see some colour.
Superb morning with conditions I doubt I'll ever see again. Would I recommend it? Probably not as I was convinced I'd be confronted by security any minute.
Was it worth the risk? Absolutely, though it was wrong on so many levels....
HSS!
Hadn’t done a dad joke in a while, and this one counts on multiple levels. With Father’s Day coming up it seemed like the perfect timing for it.
as my boating companion said... "Can you imagine what the inside looks like?"
Taken at Wethersfield Cove.
Wife suggested putting it up in the bathroom.
Taken at Frogmore.
When I got this nun from Dench Designs as part of her group gifts for Halloween, I knew right away I needed to use it in a bad joke pic. Thank you Amanda for never failing to inspire with your awesome props and creations.
Taken on my photo platform. Big thanks to the always scary Jennylou for posing in this pic for me.
Sorry, not sorry, for the dad joke… sweet new ride… cuz its a donut car.
Image of Ireland is courtesy of KERBSTONE from Pixabay, thank you gratefully! www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=map-...
"Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin."
by Hi Jokes, I'm Dad @dadjokes_us
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With heartfelt and genuine thanks for your kind visit. Have a beautiful day, be well, keep your eyes open, appreciate the beauty surrounding you, enjoy creating, stay safe, and laugh often! ❤️❤️❤️
No idea how Barefoot Contessa managed to get down without her sandals. Fair play to her....
That's no small feat.
My apologies to any and all golfers of the world who may groan after reading this joke...
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
It was two tired
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I can't remember exactly what this was for, I saw it outside a traditional house in Shirakawa go village.
I saw Michael J Fox at a garden centre the other day. I recognised him straight away, he had his back to the fuchsias!
by Hi Jokes, I'm Dad @dadjokes_us
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With heartfelt and genuine thanks for your kind visit. Have a beautiful day, be well, keep your eyes open, appreciate the beauty surrounding you, enjoy creating, stay safe, and laugh often! ❤️❤️❤️
I can't believe I have stooped to this level to tell a bad joke, but here we are!
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
Apologies to anyone in the airline industries, chocolate industries, or who had to put up with this dad joke.
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
Sorry tie-wearing people, just some Friday humor.
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
The Face You Make When Dad Finally Nails a Joke...
For years, I have carried the proud title of Dad Joke Champion, despite overwhelming evidence that nobody in the family actually found my jokes funny. Then along came Laban.
This little Maltipoo has become my most loyal audience. Whether he truly understands my humor or simply appreciates the delivery remains uncertain, but this photograph captures the exact moment I told him: “What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A best friend you can count on.” His reaction speaks for itself.
Captured during a perfectly timed yawn, Laban appears to be laughing so hard he can barely stay upright. Perhaps he was about to say, “Let me paw you a drink,” or maybe he just wanted to remind everyone to stay paws-itive. Either way, father and son finally seem to share the same questionable sense of humor.
As every dog owner eventually discovers, the greatest gift a dog can offer isn't obedience, tricks or even companionship. It's finding someone who thinks you're hilarious when nobody else does.
Fun fact: Dogs don't actually laugh the same way humans do, but researchers have identified a distinctive "play panting" sound that dogs often make during play sessions. Other dogs recognize it as a positive signal, and recordings of it have even been used in animal shelters to help reduce stress and encourage playful behavior.
This one is for all who celebrate Valentine's Day in whatever form or fashion. Make your someone special a big dill this year!
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
Visual proverbs. This is supposed to be a macro shot. For all my groan followers. :-)) I hope you appreciate the humor of this, Helen.
Haha I shouldn't find this funny but somehow I do
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
One pencil tip sacrificed itself for today's post… hopefully the point does not go unnoticed.
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
This new NFL running back is ready for today's game. He runs fast, and sometimes his moves are totally nuts!
Who doesn't love a good (bad) joke now and then, especially on a Monday? At least I didn't start a series on bad puns… they are worse haha!
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Year Sixteen Of My 365 Project
I always wondered how they decided on how words were spelled!
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
Who doesn't love a good (bad) joke now and then?
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Year Sixteen Of My 365 Project
Apologies for all lovers of pasta, especially penne pasta, for this Friday Dad Joke...
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
The Friday Dad jokes are not going to get better… I am sure about that!
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
Zoom in to see into the egg and sweat on the shell!
Flickr Friday: Simplicity
52 in 2024 Photo Challenge -- #31 Egg
Apologies to soup lovers (which my wife is a huge soup lover). And to be fair, Siri fed me this joke, so let's blame the bots on this one.
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Year Eighteen Of My 365 Project
This was almost too bad to post. Sorry to all my cheese lovers out there.
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
I knew there was a reason I never saw these in the zoo!
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
The jokes just keep getting worse I think...
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
The year is new, but the same old dad jokes I'm afraid. As a bonus there's a bad joke in the pic and a bad pun in the title of the shot. Win-win! (or is it lose-lose?!)
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Year Seventeen Of My 365 Project
ELEPHANT PLAINS: Located in the Sabi Sand Game Reserve, neighbouring the Kruger National Park, the Elephant Plains Game Lodge promises a Big Five game viewing experience with high class luxurious and comfortable accommodation facilities. From rondavels to intimate honeymoon suites the lodge provides its guests with a vast range of options to choose from for their accommodation. Elephant Plains Game Lodge is famous for the enthralling Big Five game viewing where guests can avail two game drives a day. With amazing facilities like swimming pool, spa, gym, library, games room and much more; Elephant Plains Game Lodge serves the guests with one of the best accommodation services in South Africa. The lodge can accommodate up to 24 guests at a time and also offer wedding planning services for those who wish to celebrate the wedding in the wilderness of South Africa. www.elephantplains.co.za
KRUGER NATIONAL PARK is one of the largest game reserves in Africa. It covers an area of 19,485 km2 in the provinces of Limpopo and Mpumalanga in northeastern South Africa, and extends 360 km from north to south and 65 km from east to west. The administrative headquarters are in Skukuza. Areas of the park were first protected by the government of the South African Republic in 1898, and it became South Africa's first national park in 1926. To the west and south of the Kruger National Park are the two South African provinces of Limpopo and Mpumalanga. In the north is Zimbabwe, and to the east is Mozambique. It is now part of the Great Limpopo Transfrontier Park, a peace park that links Kruger National Park with the Gonarezhou National Park in Zimbabwe, and with the Limpopo National Park in Mozambique. The park is part of the Kruger to Canyons Biosphere an area designated by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) as an International Man and Biosphere Reserve (the "Biosphere"). The park has nine main gates allowing entrance to the different camps. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kruger_National_Park
SABI SAND: The Sabi Sand Game Reserve is situated in the southwestern corner of the world-renowned Kruger National Park in South Africa and consists of 65000 hectares. It is the most prestigious game reserve in South Africa and is famous for incredible leopard and lion sightings. www.sabisandsgamereserve.com