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Wakata Sawa, the owner of the Dynamic Cherry Blossom Beauty Salon, was tired of all the rude remarks and snide cultural insults from Sally Mae Macintosh, the owner of a rival salon, Yankee Doodle Hairdos.
So Wakata challenged her, "Let's each have our salons, give each of us a total makeover, and see which is most impressive."
Unknown to Sally, the main drawing point of the Cherry Blossom Salon was that Wakata was a practitioner of a really obscure and powerful alternate form of acupuncture that could do some amazing, almost supernatural things.
For example, make Sally Mae look like she could have been Wakata's sister! ... Her older sister, Ms Macintosh did not handle this well at all.
Top story City New, August 28, 1886.
Panic ensues among young lads “sewing their wild oats” as the ghosts of young ladies, wronged by the cads and unable to bear the shame, having flung themselves into the Thames, are reported to be returning and possessing the young gentlemen who wronged them.
In a related story, seamstresses throughout London are reporting that there may soon be a dire shortage of taffeta, faille, and moiré silk due to the large number of gowns, day dresses, and other frocks “of a larger size than normal” being ordered.
Cobblers of ladies' boots are reporting the same problem.