The Cautious Pirate
A small planx of tiny children were berating this poor pirate for being a coward. Only they were saying "CHICKEN!" and he was offering them pirate treasure to stop, but they wouldn't stop.
S said he didn't see what was so chicken about sensibly removing oneself from being killed by a fire-breathing dragon (hello, they BREATHE FIRE!) and gained not only pirate treasure, but someone to chat with for a few minutes while the tiny miniature hellions circled around suggesting he couldn't be drunk on grog, as it was just water, and anyway, he was a big chicken.
The Cautious Pirate
A small planx of tiny children were berating this poor pirate for being a coward. Only they were saying "CHICKEN!" and he was offering them pirate treasure to stop, but they wouldn't stop.
S said he didn't see what was so chicken about sensibly removing oneself from being killed by a fire-breathing dragon (hello, they BREATHE FIRE!) and gained not only pirate treasure, but someone to chat with for a few minutes while the tiny miniature hellions circled around suggesting he couldn't be drunk on grog, as it was just water, and anyway, he was a big chicken.