Sweet Dreams & Flying Machines
Obstacle Course
CIVIL WAR SOBRIETY TEST:
On your way back to the parking lot (upper left) at Civil War Weekend in totally dry Hempstead County, AR. you must:
1.) Walk the snake rail fence,
2.) Submit to the roadside dexterity exam conducted by the United States Park Service Ranger who's wearing a totally humiliating and non flattering OSHA visibility vest,
3.) Dodge traffic while crossing the highway on the path to the Washington Baptist Church for absolution,
4.) Thence back across the road to your car where you crack open a tall one from the cooler in the trunk!
Heck, and you can't even buy a beer anywhere within a twenty mile radius of this place.
Obstacle Course
CIVIL WAR SOBRIETY TEST:
On your way back to the parking lot (upper left) at Civil War Weekend in totally dry Hempstead County, AR. you must:
1.) Walk the snake rail fence,
2.) Submit to the roadside dexterity exam conducted by the United States Park Service Ranger who's wearing a totally humiliating and non flattering OSHA visibility vest,
3.) Dodge traffic while crossing the highway on the path to the Washington Baptist Church for absolution,
4.) Thence back across the road to your car where you crack open a tall one from the cooler in the trunk!
Heck, and you can't even buy a beer anywhere within a twenty mile radius of this place.