Sugar Balloon
C'mon People :P
This photo and description is intended to make you smile. If you are missing your sense of humor, then go look @ scenic photos or something.
I live a very stressful life. I'm a mother, a step-mother, a wife, an ex-wife, a daughter, a sister, an in-law, a niece, an aunt, a cousin, a granddaughter, and a small business owner.
In my house I am the chef, the maid, a doctor, the nurse, the chauffer, the grocer, the baker, the trash man, the nanny, the laundry mat, the mediator, the judge, the jury, the enforcer, the bouncer, the psychatrist, the stripper, the janitor, the car wash, the dishwasher, the teacher, the gardener, the post office, the boss, the secretary, accounts payable, accounts receivable, the accountant, inventory control, the broker, the coordinator, the interior designer, a role model.
On a daily basis I deal with diaper changes, 3 course meals, cleaning, laundry, bill budgeting, food budgeting, missing socks, holes in underwear, broken plates, dropped drinks, cookies smushed on the sofa, a mailman who never gets out of his truck and lays on the horn, a child who doesn't nap and goes to sleep @ 11pm, a wonderful yet unemployed husband who stresses everyday calling and emailing and going to 10+ job interviews, a difficult toddler, an impossible step daughter, a 9 year old with food addiction, a bus driver who stops my child @ yard sales and brings her home late, relisting eBay store inventory, eBay fees, etsy fees, store hosting fees, invoices and terms to pay, business budgeting, a car with a "air bag" light that never goes out and likes to flash the "tire pressure" light too for no reason, a demanding child, a demanding husband, a demanding father, a demanding life, weight gain, acne, no money to get my hair done because I spent it on my daughters baseball uniform for a sport she dropped out of within 1 week, a giant bruise on my big toe from where i dropped a screwdriver on it and it won't go away after 2 months, an unhealthy fear of the dentist and any doctor, customer returns, customer exchanges, unsatisfied customers, trying to figure out what to stock in the store that will sell, losing my one major distributor because they went back overseas, not having the right size boxes and not enuff funds to buy proper boxes, potty training, brushing 3 sets of teeth a day, giving 3 different people a bath a day, feeding 4 people a day, an indoor cat, an outdoor cat, kitty litter, kitty barf, children barf, sweeping, changing the empty toilet roll papers because no one else will, PMS, i fell off my bike, i have a booboo, i want to watch dora (even though it's not on), tantrums, filling orders in a timely fashion, printing invoices, notifying customers on filled orders, cancelled orders, back orders, out of stock orders, keeping track of who is owed what and when, water bill, electric bill, cable bill, internet bill, credit card debt, business loan, mortgage, car note, car insurance, escrow, house taxes, business taxes, sales taxes, broken air conditioner in 90 degrees florida weather, in-laws that are insane, sister who is stressing, brother who doesn't discipline his kids and they torture mine, a father with a bad heart and who constantly needs my husbands help with things, an overbearing mother, overbearing children, being an overbearing mother, worried about kidnappers, worried about child molestors, living in an "okay" neighborhood right on the main road, not having proper alarm system, broken shoelaces, no one liking what i made for dinner, dinner coming out wrong, no money for take out, inventory arriving broken, inventory arriving damaged, companies not filing payments on time and charging late fees, companies not closing out paid accounts, running out of printer ink, light bulbs popping whenever i walk by, an old house, faulty wiring, a bad economy, bounced checks, running out of gas, florida muggy heat, tornadoes, checking spoiled food, out of packing tape, pen doesn't work, pencils need sharpened, homework needs checked, ABCs need to be learned, camera batteries are dead, out of cream cheese, out of juice, gramma passed from brain cancer, mother in law passed from brain cancer, insane ex-wife, my package didn't arrive and i'm too lazy to check the tracking, people who don't do their job, no time for myself, sex, marriage, healthy relationships, love, hate, stray animals, squirrels that chase my daughter, rabid dogs, did my package arrive yet, she forgot my socks, why wont this sell, can i afford to mark the price down, hugs, kisses, positive reinforcement, discipline, God, religion, can you hear me, get your finger out of your nose and/or butt, where is the iron, is the stove off, is the baby gate up, is everyone okay today --- Are you guys getting this yet? We all share a lot of these same things on a daily basis.
Ya'll are too busy creating extra unnessesary crap over a plastic doll. I'm sorry bad things happen to good people. Can we focus on something new now? It's getting out of hand.
Can we play nice with our dollies now? :)
C'mon People :P
This photo and description is intended to make you smile. If you are missing your sense of humor, then go look @ scenic photos or something.
I live a very stressful life. I'm a mother, a step-mother, a wife, an ex-wife, a daughter, a sister, an in-law, a niece, an aunt, a cousin, a granddaughter, and a small business owner.
In my house I am the chef, the maid, a doctor, the nurse, the chauffer, the grocer, the baker, the trash man, the nanny, the laundry mat, the mediator, the judge, the jury, the enforcer, the bouncer, the psychatrist, the stripper, the janitor, the car wash, the dishwasher, the teacher, the gardener, the post office, the boss, the secretary, accounts payable, accounts receivable, the accountant, inventory control, the broker, the coordinator, the interior designer, a role model.
On a daily basis I deal with diaper changes, 3 course meals, cleaning, laundry, bill budgeting, food budgeting, missing socks, holes in underwear, broken plates, dropped drinks, cookies smushed on the sofa, a mailman who never gets out of his truck and lays on the horn, a child who doesn't nap and goes to sleep @ 11pm, a wonderful yet unemployed husband who stresses everyday calling and emailing and going to 10+ job interviews, a difficult toddler, an impossible step daughter, a 9 year old with food addiction, a bus driver who stops my child @ yard sales and brings her home late, relisting eBay store inventory, eBay fees, etsy fees, store hosting fees, invoices and terms to pay, business budgeting, a car with a "air bag" light that never goes out and likes to flash the "tire pressure" light too for no reason, a demanding child, a demanding husband, a demanding father, a demanding life, weight gain, acne, no money to get my hair done because I spent it on my daughters baseball uniform for a sport she dropped out of within 1 week, a giant bruise on my big toe from where i dropped a screwdriver on it and it won't go away after 2 months, an unhealthy fear of the dentist and any doctor, customer returns, customer exchanges, unsatisfied customers, trying to figure out what to stock in the store that will sell, losing my one major distributor because they went back overseas, not having the right size boxes and not enuff funds to buy proper boxes, potty training, brushing 3 sets of teeth a day, giving 3 different people a bath a day, feeding 4 people a day, an indoor cat, an outdoor cat, kitty litter, kitty barf, children barf, sweeping, changing the empty toilet roll papers because no one else will, PMS, i fell off my bike, i have a booboo, i want to watch dora (even though it's not on), tantrums, filling orders in a timely fashion, printing invoices, notifying customers on filled orders, cancelled orders, back orders, out of stock orders, keeping track of who is owed what and when, water bill, electric bill, cable bill, internet bill, credit card debt, business loan, mortgage, car note, car insurance, escrow, house taxes, business taxes, sales taxes, broken air conditioner in 90 degrees florida weather, in-laws that are insane, sister who is stressing, brother who doesn't discipline his kids and they torture mine, a father with a bad heart and who constantly needs my husbands help with things, an overbearing mother, overbearing children, being an overbearing mother, worried about kidnappers, worried about child molestors, living in an "okay" neighborhood right on the main road, not having proper alarm system, broken shoelaces, no one liking what i made for dinner, dinner coming out wrong, no money for take out, inventory arriving broken, inventory arriving damaged, companies not filing payments on time and charging late fees, companies not closing out paid accounts, running out of printer ink, light bulbs popping whenever i walk by, an old house, faulty wiring, a bad economy, bounced checks, running out of gas, florida muggy heat, tornadoes, checking spoiled food, out of packing tape, pen doesn't work, pencils need sharpened, homework needs checked, ABCs need to be learned, camera batteries are dead, out of cream cheese, out of juice, gramma passed from brain cancer, mother in law passed from brain cancer, insane ex-wife, my package didn't arrive and i'm too lazy to check the tracking, people who don't do their job, no time for myself, sex, marriage, healthy relationships, love, hate, stray animals, squirrels that chase my daughter, rabid dogs, did my package arrive yet, she forgot my socks, why wont this sell, can i afford to mark the price down, hugs, kisses, positive reinforcement, discipline, God, religion, can you hear me, get your finger out of your nose and/or butt, where is the iron, is the stove off, is the baby gate up, is everyone okay today --- Are you guys getting this yet? We all share a lot of these same things on a daily basis.
Ya'll are too busy creating extra unnessesary crap over a plastic doll. I'm sorry bad things happen to good people. Can we focus on something new now? It's getting out of hand.
Can we play nice with our dollies now? :)