Sunset of Suspicion
The sun dips low, the sky burns orange, and the leafy branches frame the scene like nature’s paparazzi. It’s beautiful. It’s peaceful. It’s… suspiciously quiet.
Legend says this was the last known photo of Carl, the world’s most paranoid beachgoer. He swore the sun was following him. Claimed the clouds were whispering his name. And those branches?
Definitely spies.
He stood there, silhouetted in defiance, yelling, “I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, SUN!” before vanishing into the surf with nothing but a snorkel and a bag of trail mix.
Some say he’s still out there, dodging rays and side-eyeing seagulls. Others say this photo is all that remains a dramatic portrait of a man who took sunscreen way too seriously.
My latest photography is now available for purchase at crsimages.pixels.com/, featuring prints, framed art, and more from my curated collections.
Sunset of Suspicion
The sun dips low, the sky burns orange, and the leafy branches frame the scene like nature’s paparazzi. It’s beautiful. It’s peaceful. It’s… suspiciously quiet.
Legend says this was the last known photo of Carl, the world’s most paranoid beachgoer. He swore the sun was following him. Claimed the clouds were whispering his name. And those branches?
Definitely spies.
He stood there, silhouetted in defiance, yelling, “I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, SUN!” before vanishing into the surf with nothing but a snorkel and a bag of trail mix.
Some say he’s still out there, dodging rays and side-eyeing seagulls. Others say this photo is all that remains a dramatic portrait of a man who took sunscreen way too seriously.
My latest photography is now available for purchase at crsimages.pixels.com/, featuring prints, framed art, and more from my curated collections.