November 21, 2008

For FGR – GAYFABULOUS.

 

I had some ideas that rumbled around my brain, and then it came out like rainbow music making me happy and sad at the same time.

 

Now I can't help but smile, hope you do too...

 

Also, a happy birthday to Maite, hope it's absolutely gayfabulous.

 

A bunch of non-sensical questions...

 

1.) Why is sex so sexy?

 

Because if it wasn't then what would be?

 

2.) What kind of animal are you?

 

Probably a bear because I give the best hugs.

 

3.) What's grosser than gross?

 

Dog poo on your fingers.

 

4.) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

One bite.

 

7.) What's your favorite sammich?

 

BLT.

 

11.) When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

 

Cheese doesn't talk. What kind of silly question was that

 

12.) What kind of shape are you? (duh like a square or like a circle)

 

Dodecahedron.

 

14.) What's yer job?

 

I stuff bits and bytes into puny mobile phones to make them light up.

 

17.) Do you hang the tp ova or unda?

 

Over FTW!!! (you know, studies conducted by hotel chains suggest that hanging over results in less tp consumption).

 

19.) What do you wash first in the shower?

 

Under my arms.

 

21.) What do chickens think we taste like?

 

Chicken. Duh.

 

(See the rest of the questions in the FGR thread).

Done