Slice of Wonder Bread
The Hotel Room
they told me this is a non-smoking room
but I can smell the smoke left over from before
i like the way they fold the end of the toilet paper
and sometimes I do that at home just to pretend
i live in a hotel with maid service
i always wonder what they do with the left over
soaps and shampoos from the rooms
do the maids take them home
do they give it to the homeless
there is never enough electrical plugs for
my cell phones, camera battery charger, and laptop
i woke up middle of the night with
something poking me in the face
it was one of the down feathers
protruding through the pillow case
i thought it was a bug biting me
why did they give me two room keys when they
know I am here alone
they are too silly
i always end up waking up at 4 AM
when I am away from home
is there something special about 4 AM
i would put my shoes out to be shined but
worried i will not get it back in the morning
or they will laugh at my old shoes
and give it away to goodwill
i secretly hope they will fix the sole which is
coming apart from the top
i should have just super glued it before the trip
i brought an extra pair of underwear with me
but not sure why
i must have counted the number of days wrong
it is funny that I sleep on the same side of the bed
as I do at home
I just can’t sleep in the middle of the bed
it has to be the left side
there is nothing like your own bed and pillow
I miss them
I miss you
The Hotel Room
they told me this is a non-smoking room
but I can smell the smoke left over from before
i like the way they fold the end of the toilet paper
and sometimes I do that at home just to pretend
i live in a hotel with maid service
i always wonder what they do with the left over
soaps and shampoos from the rooms
do the maids take them home
do they give it to the homeless
there is never enough electrical plugs for
my cell phones, camera battery charger, and laptop
i woke up middle of the night with
something poking me in the face
it was one of the down feathers
protruding through the pillow case
i thought it was a bug biting me
why did they give me two room keys when they
know I am here alone
they are too silly
i always end up waking up at 4 AM
when I am away from home
is there something special about 4 AM
i would put my shoes out to be shined but
worried i will not get it back in the morning
or they will laugh at my old shoes
and give it away to goodwill
i secretly hope they will fix the sole which is
coming apart from the top
i should have just super glued it before the trip
i brought an extra pair of underwear with me
but not sure why
i must have counted the number of days wrong
it is funny that I sleep on the same side of the bed
as I do at home
I just can’t sleep in the middle of the bed
it has to be the left side
there is nothing like your own bed and pillow
I miss them
I miss you