BLACK WINS IN 1.000 MOVES (Chess game with cats)

Of course White began the chess game.

 

Rules for a chess game with cats:

Do not watch your enemy.

Shout "Haaaaaloooooooooow" at the top of your lungs.

Shout again "Haaaaaaloooow".

Stay still.

Watch something in the distance like you are not interested in fighting.

* Move slowly. Let the other one sweat.

Shout "Haaaaaaaaalooooooow" in a soprano voice.

Lick your lips. *

Repeat from * to * at least five times, or until you see the other one is cooked

DO NOT SIT DOWN. The one who's sitting down is a loser (underdog? undercat?).

 

When you see the other one sitting down, you know you have put him in CHECKMATE.

 

When the loser is gone, sit down and watch in the distance. You do not need to worry. You can relax and enjoy victory.

 

(Picture taken from inside, a few moments ago through the window, with a frantic Wing at my side. I am sure she was cheering for Black).

 

Done