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rambo dead chart II

John Mueller points out in Dead and Deader that Rambo’s death tally has been rising steadily since his incept date in 1982. Extrapolating from this, we will see Sylvester Stallone at it again for the 8th time in 2035 at the tender age of 89. He will terminate just over 200 bad guys, but will have to watch his kill-balance, because his accomplices will be catching up with him, with a kill-share of up to 40%. Team work is required though with a brisk killing pace of seven lethalities per minute (roughly one every ten seconds) after the first shot has been fired. No wonder the killing will have to start ten minutes before the movie starts, making the art (or should we say the craft) of killing into an industrial process reminiscent of the Great War. Time to smell the daisies :-) sicut.nl/blog/?p=125

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Uploaded on February 26, 2008
Taken on February 26, 2008