Son of FSM caught emerging from black hole
After years of negotiation with his hierarchy and the White House, NASA employee Frank Speekin has gone public with this explosive image of what is thought to be the emergence of a noodly protruberance from a black hole located at 15.5 billion light years from the centre of the universe. NASA denies the authenticity of this image. "Never happened," states spokesperson Alysse Beetoplasse. "Never will," she went on.
If confirmed, this emergence could presage the beginning of the end.
High Priest Bob, of the Church of the FSM, refused to comment, being busy with beer in one hand and a stripper in the other.
Son of FSM caught emerging from black hole
After years of negotiation with his hierarchy and the White House, NASA employee Frank Speekin has gone public with this explosive image of what is thought to be the emergence of a noodly protruberance from a black hole located at 15.5 billion light years from the centre of the universe. NASA denies the authenticity of this image. "Never happened," states spokesperson Alysse Beetoplasse. "Never will," she went on.
If confirmed, this emergence could presage the beginning of the end.
High Priest Bob, of the Church of the FSM, refused to comment, being busy with beer in one hand and a stripper in the other.