The Squirrel

A squirrel to some is a squirrel,

To others, a squirrel's a squirl.

Since freedom of speech is the birthright of each,

I can only this fable unfurl:

A virile young squirrel named Cyril,

In an argument over a girl,

Was lambasted from here to the Tyrol

By a churl of a squirl named Earl.

 

-- Ogden Nash

Done