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It is time... (tag)

Today I got all my senior ordering forms and crap done, so I figured today I shall share with you my senior picture, the only current picture of me...ever. I was tagged by Captain Morgan here: www.flickr.com/photos/46590237@N08/6347420354/in/photosof... more than a year ago, but I still remember. I WILL REMEMBER FOREVER.

 

1) I live in Oregon. Don't get any ideas.

2) I have two cats. I like my cats more than people. Cats are good.

3) This is not what I ever actually look like. Smiling is awkward.

4) I don't understand vegans /vegetarians. Vegetables are for peasants.

5) I do art an stuff. Mainly sketching because I am terribly lazy.

6) I'm white. True story.

7) I like music. Metal, rock, instrumental. Some bands I like: Lamb of God, Sevendust, Metallica, Megadeth, Pantera, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Two Steps From Hell, etc.

8) My XBOX gamertag is 'Waff1ebread'. I actually HAD an XBOX but, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Feel free to still add me, I plan to get another XBOX. Eventually.

9) I'm not religious. Nor am I atheist. I respect your faith, unless of course I don't.

10) I don't like small children. They disturb me.

11) I don't like planes or boats. I was born on the ground and I will die on the ground.

12) I can't actually effectively swim. I sink like a rock. Nor can I fly. These facts help to determine my logic for my love of the ground.

13) I'm not really Democratic or Republican. I support the idea of an American dictator, because America is too nice. I currently decide who I prefer as president based on how successful they would be if engaged in Mortal Kombat.

14) I despise drugs. Drugs are stupid. If you smoke I will hunt you down and rub coarse sand in your eyes until you cry for forgiveness. That will make you quit.

15) I don't really do anything. I stay inside and stare at the wall until I'm satisfied.

16) Bacon is the sustanence of kings, and root beer is the nectar of the gods. This is not up to debate.

I'm only 17). You know like the Winger song. Except I'm not a girl, and I'm not going to 'show you lovin' like you've never seen. '

18) I tend to not move very fast at all. Only fools run voluntarily, instead of only if in immediate threat from a large carniverous animal. My philosophy is, the less energy I use doing normal activities, the more stored energy I will have in the event of a sudden predicament. This is why I have decent reflexes.

19) Remember, there is no spoon.

20) I'm Batman.

 

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