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Hahahahahahaha. LeeAndra is so funny.
So my word lately for idiots I see on TV or in the real world is "douche", as in "That self-important guy over there with the stupid Borg-looking Bluetooth hanging off his head while he walks his dog is a real douche".
LeeAndra and I had the news on tonight, and she just blurts out the following phrase:
"EXTRA-MEDICATED DOUBLE DOUCHE!"
Startled, I look up to the TV and see this jack-knob yapping. He's a defense attorney (Strike One). His client, an illegal alien, was speeding 78mph in a 45 zone when he blew a red light, plowed into and killed a couple of women who subsequently plowed into a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop and killed a 3-year old boy, who was just enjoying the evening, eating yummy ice cream at an ice cream shop with his family. You know, like families with little kids do when they want to enjoy the evening at an ice cream shop, eating ice cream with their kids. Asshole, here, was holding a press conference to announce that he will be seeking to have the charges against his client dropped, now that it has been revealed, via autopsy, that the women were flying high on meth and shouldn't have been driving, either.
This guy's wearing his eyeglasses in such a jaunty, eccentric manner (Strike Two) that I want to punch my TV. I seriously have never met a defense attorney (and I have met hundreds) that didn't have something wrong, or odd, about them, as far as social skills and general mental paradigm are concerned. And it's not just eccentricity, either. It's about a cockiness that comes with the self-perpetuating myth that you are saving the world by defending the oppressed (read: criminals). That cockiness is made manifest when you've convinced yourself that you're so important that you can rest your eyeglasses on your forehead during a press conference because it will make you look more important.
I call it the "Cycle of the Douche"- self-importance breeds self-importance.
Fuck, he'd look less douchey if he just had a fucking Bluetooth.
My head hurts, and my eye is twitching again.
www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/nov/10/9-more-charges...
Extra-Medicated Double Douche_DSC2631
Hahahahahahaha. LeeAndra is so funny.
So my word lately for idiots I see on TV or in the real world is "douche", as in "That self-important guy over there with the stupid Borg-looking Bluetooth hanging off his head while he walks his dog is a real douche".
LeeAndra and I had the news on tonight, and she just blurts out the following phrase:
"EXTRA-MEDICATED DOUBLE DOUCHE!"
Startled, I look up to the TV and see this jack-knob yapping. He's a defense attorney (Strike One). His client, an illegal alien, was speeding 78mph in a 45 zone when he blew a red light, plowed into and killed a couple of women who subsequently plowed into a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop and killed a 3-year old boy, who was just enjoying the evening, eating yummy ice cream at an ice cream shop with his family. You know, like families with little kids do when they want to enjoy the evening at an ice cream shop, eating ice cream with their kids. Asshole, here, was holding a press conference to announce that he will be seeking to have the charges against his client dropped, now that it has been revealed, via autopsy, that the women were flying high on meth and shouldn't have been driving, either.
This guy's wearing his eyeglasses in such a jaunty, eccentric manner (Strike Two) that I want to punch my TV. I seriously have never met a defense attorney (and I have met hundreds) that didn't have something wrong, or odd, about them, as far as social skills and general mental paradigm are concerned. And it's not just eccentricity, either. It's about a cockiness that comes with the self-perpetuating myth that you are saving the world by defending the oppressed (read: criminals). That cockiness is made manifest when you've convinced yourself that you're so important that you can rest your eyeglasses on your forehead during a press conference because it will make you look more important.
I call it the "Cycle of the Douche"- self-importance breeds self-importance.
Fuck, he'd look less douchey if he just had a fucking Bluetooth.
My head hurts, and my eye is twitching again.
www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/nov/10/9-more-charges...