Dream Cow

I've said since I arrived here, the cows in California may have cooler commercials, but the cows in Wisconsin are happier! I have never seen more happy cows ANYWHERE! They play, leap, skip, and run around, climb hills, and hang out in shrubs... In California all they did was gaze at you with a dull look in their eyes, perhaps striking a seductive pose, in case the two-legged was making a commercial. I don't want to start any controversies here, "I'm just stating the facts, ma'am." This one here was mooing like crazy, in apparent harmony with the others, one of which just kind of said, "oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOmmm!," instead of "Moo," and came right up to the fence and made eye contact... seriously intelligent. Seriously! But of course I had no food, so they relieved themselves and went away.

Awesome.

Done