rovingmagpie
Uncle Earl's been watching too much NASCAR again
Some Saturdays he just spends the whole day on the couch, smoking cigarettes and drinking beer right out of the can, watching the pre-race show then the race then the wrap-up.
By the end of the wrap-up he looks a little grizzled, and you don't want to get between him and the bathroom.
Oh, and he also chews tobacco, so if you mess with him, he might spit a brown stain on you (in-joke, anybody that's ever picked up a grasshopper will get it!).
Uncle Earl's been watching too much NASCAR again
Some Saturdays he just spends the whole day on the couch, smoking cigarettes and drinking beer right out of the can, watching the pre-race show then the race then the wrap-up.
By the end of the wrap-up he looks a little grizzled, and you don't want to get between him and the bathroom.
Oh, and he also chews tobacco, so if you mess with him, he might spit a brown stain on you (in-joke, anybody that's ever picked up a grasshopper will get it!).