Rapid Uni-Directional Ordnance and Light Personnel Hauler
R.U.D.O.L.P.H. the robot Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows (Like a light bulb!)
All of the other robots
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor R.U.D.O.L.P.H.
Join in any robot games
Then one icy Christmas Eve
Commander Bear did say
R.U.D.O.L.P.H. with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Then how the children loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
R.U.D.O.L.P.H. the robot Reindeer,
You'll be down on Ganymede.
Rapid Uni-Directional Ordnance and Light Personnel Hauler
R.U.D.O.L.P.H. the robot Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows (Like a light bulb!)
All of the other robots
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor R.U.D.O.L.P.H.
Join in any robot games
Then one icy Christmas Eve
Commander Bear did say
R.U.D.O.L.P.H. with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Then how the children loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
R.U.D.O.L.P.H. the robot Reindeer,
You'll be down on Ganymede.