Moon Over Poverty
In once thriving cities in America & Europe, the growing poor are being called 'artists' by local governments, poverty is being transformed into 'artiness,' & the assistance once given to this new class of arty folks is being withdrawn, including shelter & food.
The police & military are fully armed & ready - but still getting more weapons & heavy armor - with which to crush resistance & impose Decent Artfulness should more than 3 people gather in any one place to ask for bread & potatoes. When only 3 people refuse to be Properly Artful, clubbing them may be a sufficient instructive inducement, but more than 3 may lead to stronger pedagogy, such as shooting them with rubber bullets, spraying them with toxic chemicals, running them down with tanks, or providing them with lessons taught by militarized robots made by iRobot Corporation, which also makes Roomba vacuum cleaners.
If some of the resistant arties attempt to leave the classroom cordoned off in the steet, Insitu, Inc. drones (a Boeing company) of various sizes & types may be used to quickly teach them that dutiful artiness is good.
Artiness is very attractive to monied tourists, who love to buy cheap as well as sell dear. Tourism is also much less messy - cleaner - than industry, which has been shipped elsewhere so that the arty will not have to work at dirty jobs. Arty cities truly sparkle in the moonlight. Mayor Wowerite, Berlin, is making Germany's heart sparkle, by getting rid of work, jobs & welfare with the great, precise efficiency his nation is noted for. He is beloved by everyone who buys cheap - fondly, they call him Wowi.
We now come to 1935 in America, a wonderful year in which jobs were gloriously at an all time low due to the Herculean efforts of capitalism & its leading lights. A song was written - a very arty song - that arties holding tin cups while standing in lines in all major cities worldwide could listen to while awaiting some nice soup, if any was left. It's Moon Over Miami! folks, once again the theme song of Artiness, really better than the soup & here performed by The Crooner Himself, Bing Crosby, who when not crooning was thrashing & beating his children & wives in practice of what he knew was best, as so fortunately & admirably Obama, Cameron, Boehner & Wowi know today.
Theme Music for the Human Future
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1nTIPGdM3g
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Moon Over Poverty
In once thriving cities in America & Europe, the growing poor are being called 'artists' by local governments, poverty is being transformed into 'artiness,' & the assistance once given to this new class of arty folks is being withdrawn, including shelter & food.
The police & military are fully armed & ready - but still getting more weapons & heavy armor - with which to crush resistance & impose Decent Artfulness should more than 3 people gather in any one place to ask for bread & potatoes. When only 3 people refuse to be Properly Artful, clubbing them may be a sufficient instructive inducement, but more than 3 may lead to stronger pedagogy, such as shooting them with rubber bullets, spraying them with toxic chemicals, running them down with tanks, or providing them with lessons taught by militarized robots made by iRobot Corporation, which also makes Roomba vacuum cleaners.
If some of the resistant arties attempt to leave the classroom cordoned off in the steet, Insitu, Inc. drones (a Boeing company) of various sizes & types may be used to quickly teach them that dutiful artiness is good.
Artiness is very attractive to monied tourists, who love to buy cheap as well as sell dear. Tourism is also much less messy - cleaner - than industry, which has been shipped elsewhere so that the arty will not have to work at dirty jobs. Arty cities truly sparkle in the moonlight. Mayor Wowerite, Berlin, is making Germany's heart sparkle, by getting rid of work, jobs & welfare with the great, precise efficiency his nation is noted for. He is beloved by everyone who buys cheap - fondly, they call him Wowi.
We now come to 1935 in America, a wonderful year in which jobs were gloriously at an all time low due to the Herculean efforts of capitalism & its leading lights. A song was written - a very arty song - that arties holding tin cups while standing in lines in all major cities worldwide could listen to while awaiting some nice soup, if any was left. It's Moon Over Miami! folks, once again the theme song of Artiness, really better than the soup & here performed by The Crooner Himself, Bing Crosby, who when not crooning was thrashing & beating his children & wives in practice of what he knew was best, as so fortunately & admirably Obama, Cameron, Boehner & Wowi know today.
Theme Music for the Human Future
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1nTIPGdM3g
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