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HAUNTED ASHEVILLE
ASHEVILLE NC: So, the BIG day came when Peter, Paul, and Maury landed their dream gig at The Flat Iron downtown on Wall Street. Unfortunately for them, they didn't realize that this corner was haunted by one Cedric Cropsey, the notorious sous chef and mass murderer.
Nor did they understand that Cedric returned to Wall St periodically to scare tourists, UNC-Asheville undergrads, and Thomas Wolfe devotees. The word is that YOU can see Cedric if you keep an open mind, say a prayer, and stare at the Flat Iron.
Last Friday, in the middle of their closing song, a teenaged girl let out a shriek and fainted. Maury stopped playing, turned to his right, and spotted an ashen-faced Cedric standing motionless behind Peter.
Maury shrieked. Peter and Paul fainted. The gathered crowd ungathered quickly and ran to the Haywood Ave subway where later they were spotted hopping a train to Charlotte.
After the corner cleared, Cedric walked calmly to the open violin case and removed every penny tossed in by the passersby.
Odds are Cedric will return to The Flat Iron before Halloween.
HAUNTED ASHEVILLE
ASHEVILLE NC: So, the BIG day came when Peter, Paul, and Maury landed their dream gig at The Flat Iron downtown on Wall Street. Unfortunately for them, they didn't realize that this corner was haunted by one Cedric Cropsey, the notorious sous chef and mass murderer.
Nor did they understand that Cedric returned to Wall St periodically to scare tourists, UNC-Asheville undergrads, and Thomas Wolfe devotees. The word is that YOU can see Cedric if you keep an open mind, say a prayer, and stare at the Flat Iron.
Last Friday, in the middle of their closing song, a teenaged girl let out a shriek and fainted. Maury stopped playing, turned to his right, and spotted an ashen-faced Cedric standing motionless behind Peter.
Maury shrieked. Peter and Paul fainted. The gathered crowd ungathered quickly and ran to the Haywood Ave subway where later they were spotted hopping a train to Charlotte.
After the corner cleared, Cedric walked calmly to the open violin case and removed every penny tossed in by the passersby.
Odds are Cedric will return to The Flat Iron before Halloween.