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sisters of the blue aura order
FAMED ORDER OF NUNS CALLED IN TO AID IN UNICORN HUNT
The Manhattan based SBUI has recently employed a team from the Sisters of the Blue Aura Order to aid in the missing unicorn investigation. Flown into New York City from their convent in West Palm Beach, Florida, these nuns have unique psychic skills and are famous for their "high society" discernment abilities.
"I can detect zirconia, a true abomination, across a hotel ballroom." claims Sister Tiffany, one of the oldest members of the order. "And don't get me started on people who try to pass off polyester as wool or cotton. Sinful."
When asked what these skills have to do with unicorn investigation, Sister Tiffany explained,
Unicorns are very expensive. When one has the divine ability to tell the difference between Dom Perignon and Asti-Spumante, one is also able to sense who, where, and why unicorns are kidnapped."
"But isn't unicorn investigation dangerous?", I asked.
Our faith prohibits us from worldly emotions such as fear," Sister Heather, one of the other nuns explained, "Our daily disciplines of hang-gliding, tennis, golf, and wind-surfing provide us with a spiritual strength to shield us from any evil-doings."
sisters of the blue aura order
FAMED ORDER OF NUNS CALLED IN TO AID IN UNICORN HUNT
The Manhattan based SBUI has recently employed a team from the Sisters of the Blue Aura Order to aid in the missing unicorn investigation. Flown into New York City from their convent in West Palm Beach, Florida, these nuns have unique psychic skills and are famous for their "high society" discernment abilities.
"I can detect zirconia, a true abomination, across a hotel ballroom." claims Sister Tiffany, one of the oldest members of the order. "And don't get me started on people who try to pass off polyester as wool or cotton. Sinful."
When asked what these skills have to do with unicorn investigation, Sister Tiffany explained,
Unicorns are very expensive. When one has the divine ability to tell the difference between Dom Perignon and Asti-Spumante, one is also able to sense who, where, and why unicorns are kidnapped."
"But isn't unicorn investigation dangerous?", I asked.
Our faith prohibits us from worldly emotions such as fear," Sister Heather, one of the other nuns explained, "Our daily disciplines of hang-gliding, tennis, golf, and wind-surfing provide us with a spiritual strength to shield us from any evil-doings."