20241018 Fozzie's Friday Funnies # 121
Fozzie: “Today, I’m going to give you pumpkin to talk about. I saw a farmer who kept gazing at his pumpkin patch. He told me it was gourd-geous. I then asked him what he did to fix a broken pumpkin. He told me he uses a pumpkin patch.
But I reminded him that is what pirate Jack-o-Lanterns wear!
He told me that Jack-O-Lanterns are afraid of things that go pumpkin the night.
And do you know why they call them ‘Jack-O-Lanterns’? It’s because Jill rolled down the hill!
At our local farmers market, the Farmer “A” sells pumpkins, the Farmer “B” sells strawberries, but what do you know what the Farmer “C” sell? Medicine.
The Beach Boys were shaking this table with all these pumpkins on it. That way they’ll have “Gourd-Gourd-Gourd Gourd Vibrations.” Otherwise, pumpkins listen to their favorite music on vine-yl.
Two movies that Pumpkins and Jack-O-Lanterns like to watch are “Gourd of the Rings”, “The Gourdfather,” and “The Gourd, the Bad, and the Ugly.” They like to read “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Gourd, Very Bad Day.” They often check GourdReads for more titles.
Cinderella was not good at sports. She had a pumpkin for a coach.
And please, do not eat too much pumpkin pie. Otherwise, you’ll get au-tumn-y ache.”
20241018 Fozzie's Friday Funnies # 121
Fozzie: “Today, I’m going to give you pumpkin to talk about. I saw a farmer who kept gazing at his pumpkin patch. He told me it was gourd-geous. I then asked him what he did to fix a broken pumpkin. He told me he uses a pumpkin patch.
But I reminded him that is what pirate Jack-o-Lanterns wear!
He told me that Jack-O-Lanterns are afraid of things that go pumpkin the night.
And do you know why they call them ‘Jack-O-Lanterns’? It’s because Jill rolled down the hill!
At our local farmers market, the Farmer “A” sells pumpkins, the Farmer “B” sells strawberries, but what do you know what the Farmer “C” sell? Medicine.
The Beach Boys were shaking this table with all these pumpkins on it. That way they’ll have “Gourd-Gourd-Gourd Gourd Vibrations.” Otherwise, pumpkins listen to their favorite music on vine-yl.
Two movies that Pumpkins and Jack-O-Lanterns like to watch are “Gourd of the Rings”, “The Gourdfather,” and “The Gourd, the Bad, and the Ugly.” They like to read “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Gourd, Very Bad Day.” They often check GourdReads for more titles.
Cinderella was not good at sports. She had a pumpkin for a coach.
And please, do not eat too much pumpkin pie. Otherwise, you’ll get au-tumn-y ache.”