Eight ways for a stick man to die.

These signs are all over the Oregon Coast, at pretty much any access point to a beach or the shore. There are eight ways for you to die while enjoying the beauty that Oregon has to offer. These methods include (but are not limited to...):

Sneaker Waves

Getting Stranded on Rocks

Riptides Sucking You Out To Sea

Collapsing Cliffs

Waves That'll Knock You Off a Jetty

Log Rolling Competitions

Cliff Diving

and, of course

Getting Eaten By a Sand Monster

Done