Lady Rebecca: Rich Bitch!
Yes, I am indeed about to marry the richest man in the world, Le Duc de D’Or Baleine. So I have been practicing my full range of haughty, snooty, superior, and unattainable “rich bitch” looks and expressions! Very amusing too, if you consider just how easily attainable I really am through my chosen profession – to those who meet my exacting social standards, and are willing and able to pay!
More pieces of the jigsaw around my wedding are now falling into place. Some odd events are also starting to occur, which appear to have been provoked by my impending nuptials. Guerrotti the Scottie called me the other day to announce that – at long last!!! – he is going to receive a title in the Queen’s Birthday Honours List. He will become Lord Gorbals, and will sit as a Tory in the House of Lords – and very excited he is about it…!
Then there is the new mystery man in our lives, Monsieur Pierre Collager. Collager works for my honeybunch Le Duc in some unspecified capacity. He has dropped in to see us at The Salon several times, and expressed a keen interest in the names and identities of the girls who work for me – as well as other seemingly unrelated financial matters. My honeybunch has mentioned that Pierre will be co-ordinating the security at our wedding, and needs to know as much as possible about all of our guests….
I mentioned Collager’s name to Guerrotti, Superintendent Jack Curry at Scotland Yard, and Lord Belcher. All three men described him as a well-known French gangster and former nightclub singer – sometimes referred to as “the Gallic Sinatra”. Lord Belcher advised me to give him a wide berth. But as he is a business associate of my honeybunch, this isn’t really possible. BTW, you know how French gangsters in the movies always come from Marseille…? Well, Collager hails from the city of Charleville-Mézières, near the Belgian border, notable in history only as the birthplace of the poet Arthur Rimbaud….
Toodle Pip!
Love and Kisses to all my Friends and Fans!
xxxxx
Lady Rebecca Georgina Arabella Lyndon
Duchess of Basingstoke
Lady Rebecca: Rich Bitch!
Yes, I am indeed about to marry the richest man in the world, Le Duc de D’Or Baleine. So I have been practicing my full range of haughty, snooty, superior, and unattainable “rich bitch” looks and expressions! Very amusing too, if you consider just how easily attainable I really am through my chosen profession – to those who meet my exacting social standards, and are willing and able to pay!
More pieces of the jigsaw around my wedding are now falling into place. Some odd events are also starting to occur, which appear to have been provoked by my impending nuptials. Guerrotti the Scottie called me the other day to announce that – at long last!!! – he is going to receive a title in the Queen’s Birthday Honours List. He will become Lord Gorbals, and will sit as a Tory in the House of Lords – and very excited he is about it…!
Then there is the new mystery man in our lives, Monsieur Pierre Collager. Collager works for my honeybunch Le Duc in some unspecified capacity. He has dropped in to see us at The Salon several times, and expressed a keen interest in the names and identities of the girls who work for me – as well as other seemingly unrelated financial matters. My honeybunch has mentioned that Pierre will be co-ordinating the security at our wedding, and needs to know as much as possible about all of our guests….
I mentioned Collager’s name to Guerrotti, Superintendent Jack Curry at Scotland Yard, and Lord Belcher. All three men described him as a well-known French gangster and former nightclub singer – sometimes referred to as “the Gallic Sinatra”. Lord Belcher advised me to give him a wide berth. But as he is a business associate of my honeybunch, this isn’t really possible. BTW, you know how French gangsters in the movies always come from Marseille…? Well, Collager hails from the city of Charleville-Mézières, near the Belgian border, notable in history only as the birthplace of the poet Arthur Rimbaud….
Toodle Pip!
Love and Kisses to all my Friends and Fans!
xxxxx
Lady Rebecca Georgina Arabella Lyndon
Duchess of Basingstoke