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In the 1960s Perceval unleashed the first of its obscure Tub wines. These fancy Tubs were the result of legendary wine maker Wagner “Snark” Snarfinnsson’s drunken desire and miscalculation owed to inebriation, to create a range of wines which captured a quixotic quality with a snobby, toffee-nosed high-falutin’ branding while exhibiting a more common, proletarian, vulgar style for the masses - one that even your drunken uncle Jock at the Two-Up wouldn’t mind drinking. Perceval Tub 103 is another dull Shiraz. This year it hails from a problematic union between soil that just belonged to Bhopal in the Yabba, and corroded tin barrels from Kabul - rich in pollutants that flew in from China such as Cadmium, and pesticides. This miserable wine shows an acrid nose, a tart body and a hairy aftertaste. In 1995, mad cultists tested the wine as a chemical weapon, by releasing it in Tokyo subways. We invite you to explore the Perceval range and discover a trail of dismal failures unseen since the Romans fought Hannibal.

 

Contains Sulphites and Possibly Chromium VI as seen in the movie “Erin Brokovich.” 14.5% alcohol 100% Wine of Australia Perceval Wines: 19 Witheringbottom Road The Yabba NSW 2987

 

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