coroner's report
The media hadn't been in a tizzy like this since Gary Turner, the football captain of the college team, was arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct and assaulted Mr. Fipps the woodwork teacher. Turns out Gary had a thyroid problem and Fipps, well he didn't know how to stop his lips from flapping. Most knew better than to call Gary a ginger. But that was a simpler time. The only blood that was shed that day came from Fipps' nose and Nurse Ratchett was able to put a stop to that with a cold compress and two fingers firmly pinched on the bridge of his nose. The coroner was still pretty green and he reeled a bit when it came time to examine the body. Despite his physical reaction, he was a little bit excited. This was his first whodunnit and he was almost guaranteed a spot on the six o'clock news.
coroner's report
The media hadn't been in a tizzy like this since Gary Turner, the football captain of the college team, was arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct and assaulted Mr. Fipps the woodwork teacher. Turns out Gary had a thyroid problem and Fipps, well he didn't know how to stop his lips from flapping. Most knew better than to call Gary a ginger. But that was a simpler time. The only blood that was shed that day came from Fipps' nose and Nurse Ratchett was able to put a stop to that with a cold compress and two fingers firmly pinched on the bridge of his nose. The coroner was still pretty green and he reeled a bit when it came time to examine the body. Despite his physical reaction, he was a little bit excited. This was his first whodunnit and he was almost guaranteed a spot on the six o'clock news.