Quasimodem
The Feast...
Teresa's coronation...and the continued saga
Narrator: Time passes…(clock once again)
The location of the child was discovered by an elite group of women known simply as “The Facilitators” who were sent to mentor the child as she entered womanhood. They were fine young and brave women whose only mission in life was to hone the chosen one to once again reclaim her birthright.
ALL: (We all do the Parkdale song…Cheer Cheer for Parkdale!”
Narrator: These women were skilled in the arts of persuasion and trickery. We have Diane skilled in the art of Seduction
Diane: “Tell me is there a Mrs. Jerry?” (taken from the comment to the desk SGT at Chris's coronation)
Narrator: Chris in charge of witchcraft and sorcery and potions.
Chris: “I’ll bring the Tang”
Narrator: Mickey the artist formally known as Michele.
Mickey: “But we really don’t know these boys” (believe it or not, I was the goody two shoes of the group...strangely enough, still am!)
Narrator: and Wanda the enforcer
Wanda: “Do I have to tell you guys everything?
Narrator: One day when Teresa reached the ripe old age of 49, the Facilitators brought Teresa to a secret place, drugged her, brought her to the place of her birth in order for Teresa to claim her given birthright.
(Music ensues once again….incense, and all…music lowers)
Diane: Welcome Teresa. Hope you enjoyed your flight. We have waited for 49 years for your return and finally the circle of life has been made complete.
Narrator: Shit these girls are gorgeous in their elaborate middle eastern dancing ceremonial outfits.
Chris: Stand Teresa
Wanda: Prepare to take your place as the ruler of (What is she the queen of again? …fill in the proper name)
Diane: Prepare to be corrugated….I mean coronated.
(crowning happens….music rises…great rejoicing…music fades)
Narrator: And now a few words from our sponcers….Teresa, a few words please.
ALL: Speech, speech, speech, speech….
TERESA: Whatever she says.
Narrator: (All quiet) The drug wears off and Teresa feels like perhaps this never happened that she is not a queen, not in the middle east and thanking god she is not yet 50. Perhaps it was only a dream.
ALL: Awwwwwww
Narrator: Was it a dream, an escape, cheap drugs? Take off your blindfold Teresa.
ALL: NOT!!!!
We reveal ourselves in costumed glory...and in the decorated surroundings.
(Loud music, great rejoicing….Hail Queen Teresa, Queen of Bloor West)
The Feast...
Teresa's coronation...and the continued saga
Narrator: Time passes…(clock once again)
The location of the child was discovered by an elite group of women known simply as “The Facilitators” who were sent to mentor the child as she entered womanhood. They were fine young and brave women whose only mission in life was to hone the chosen one to once again reclaim her birthright.
ALL: (We all do the Parkdale song…Cheer Cheer for Parkdale!”
Narrator: These women were skilled in the arts of persuasion and trickery. We have Diane skilled in the art of Seduction
Diane: “Tell me is there a Mrs. Jerry?” (taken from the comment to the desk SGT at Chris's coronation)
Narrator: Chris in charge of witchcraft and sorcery and potions.
Chris: “I’ll bring the Tang”
Narrator: Mickey the artist formally known as Michele.
Mickey: “But we really don’t know these boys” (believe it or not, I was the goody two shoes of the group...strangely enough, still am!)
Narrator: and Wanda the enforcer
Wanda: “Do I have to tell you guys everything?
Narrator: One day when Teresa reached the ripe old age of 49, the Facilitators brought Teresa to a secret place, drugged her, brought her to the place of her birth in order for Teresa to claim her given birthright.
(Music ensues once again….incense, and all…music lowers)
Diane: Welcome Teresa. Hope you enjoyed your flight. We have waited for 49 years for your return and finally the circle of life has been made complete.
Narrator: Shit these girls are gorgeous in their elaborate middle eastern dancing ceremonial outfits.
Chris: Stand Teresa
Wanda: Prepare to take your place as the ruler of (What is she the queen of again? …fill in the proper name)
Diane: Prepare to be corrugated….I mean coronated.
(crowning happens….music rises…great rejoicing…music fades)
Narrator: And now a few words from our sponcers….Teresa, a few words please.
ALL: Speech, speech, speech, speech….
TERESA: Whatever she says.
Narrator: (All quiet) The drug wears off and Teresa feels like perhaps this never happened that she is not a queen, not in the middle east and thanking god she is not yet 50. Perhaps it was only a dream.
ALL: Awwwwwww
Narrator: Was it a dream, an escape, cheap drugs? Take off your blindfold Teresa.
ALL: NOT!!!!
We reveal ourselves in costumed glory...and in the decorated surroundings.
(Loud music, great rejoicing….Hail Queen Teresa, Queen of Bloor West)