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Dating Online-The Emoticon Way
How many times have you heard friends and family say that internet
dating is foreign to the workings of the real world? Do words such as, ineffective, artificial, strange and downright scary pepper their speech?
If so, perhaps my new addition in a series of books can help shed light on the workings of the dating world online.
"Dating on the Internet-The Emoticon Way: Part Two in the Emoticon Series", can provide the necessary tools to educate the doubting Thomases; be they family members, well meaning friends or the unnaturally good looking. (note to Anne: some models aren't asked to wear a mask 8-`[ }
Can enlightenment be so easy?
Heck yes!
:-$
Confused? Don’t be. That compilation of characters is called an emoticon, and through my extensive research this tiny tool has proven itself to put the power in communication, or as I like to say, the emote in con. It is truly the vehicle that provides the foundation to understanding and e-love.
As soon as you read, Chapter One- Online vs.The Crowded Bar, you, and those around you, can understand and even appreciate the true beauty of searching for love online.
Allow me to compare the two…
Let’s face it, going out is an expensive, hit and miss, exercise. In a bar do you really hear what the other person is saying, more importantly, do you care? Online communication is strangely the same but infinitely more clear and holds a multitude of advantages.
Simply search down my pocket sized chart for the proper emoticon to depict how you want to present yourself. Included too are instructions on how to associate these handy little tools with “hotkeys”. Could it be any easier? I think not.
From the Chart-Her of Love:
:-$
Putting your money where your mouth is. Zero investment, maximum benefit.
%-#
So you drink too much? Best she realizes it now; and who knows if she responds in kind, perhaps you have found the perfect girl NOT to bring home to mom. Home run.
;-D~
Ah, the lacivious emoticon. Not only can you make your intent perfectly clear, you have just experienced an important advantage of online interchange. Did you see it? I mean, what does spelling have to do with the intricate machinations of “love”? It puts the rocket back in “rocket science” don’t ya think?.
This is only a taste of what lies ahead.
It’s not only for guys either…
Women no longer have to put on make-up or get dressed up. Currently I am enjoying the benefit of Chapter 8, "Sloth Dressing”. This chapter reveals information that I can choose to share, or not, based on my whim or interest. Years ago I realized the futility of using a line when you have the net. Now, with a minimal amount of effort YOU can too!
Feel free to message me to learn more. Included with every response is a synopsis of-
Volume One- Shakespeare Winks: Understanding Great Classics Through Emoticons.
Looking like a Rhodes Scholar was never so easy.
Believe me, It works...
Write today and experience the power!
Dating Online-The Emoticon Way
How many times have you heard friends and family say that internet
dating is foreign to the workings of the real world? Do words such as, ineffective, artificial, strange and downright scary pepper their speech?
If so, perhaps my new addition in a series of books can help shed light on the workings of the dating world online.
"Dating on the Internet-The Emoticon Way: Part Two in the Emoticon Series", can provide the necessary tools to educate the doubting Thomases; be they family members, well meaning friends or the unnaturally good looking. (note to Anne: some models aren't asked to wear a mask 8-`[ }
Can enlightenment be so easy?
Heck yes!
:-$
Confused? Don’t be. That compilation of characters is called an emoticon, and through my extensive research this tiny tool has proven itself to put the power in communication, or as I like to say, the emote in con. It is truly the vehicle that provides the foundation to understanding and e-love.
As soon as you read, Chapter One- Online vs.The Crowded Bar, you, and those around you, can understand and even appreciate the true beauty of searching for love online.
Allow me to compare the two…
Let’s face it, going out is an expensive, hit and miss, exercise. In a bar do you really hear what the other person is saying, more importantly, do you care? Online communication is strangely the same but infinitely more clear and holds a multitude of advantages.
Simply search down my pocket sized chart for the proper emoticon to depict how you want to present yourself. Included too are instructions on how to associate these handy little tools with “hotkeys”. Could it be any easier? I think not.
From the Chart-Her of Love:
:-$
Putting your money where your mouth is. Zero investment, maximum benefit.
%-#
So you drink too much? Best she realizes it now; and who knows if she responds in kind, perhaps you have found the perfect girl NOT to bring home to mom. Home run.
;-D~
Ah, the lacivious emoticon. Not only can you make your intent perfectly clear, you have just experienced an important advantage of online interchange. Did you see it? I mean, what does spelling have to do with the intricate machinations of “love”? It puts the rocket back in “rocket science” don’t ya think?.
This is only a taste of what lies ahead.
It’s not only for guys either…
Women no longer have to put on make-up or get dressed up. Currently I am enjoying the benefit of Chapter 8, "Sloth Dressing”. This chapter reveals information that I can choose to share, or not, based on my whim or interest. Years ago I realized the futility of using a line when you have the net. Now, with a minimal amount of effort YOU can too!
Feel free to message me to learn more. Included with every response is a synopsis of-
Volume One- Shakespeare Winks: Understanding Great Classics Through Emoticons.
Looking like a Rhodes Scholar was never so easy.
Believe me, It works...
Write today and experience the power!