I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT A SHOWER

I was quite happy and grubby

and I didn't smell at all

in fact apart from my tail

which I'd dragged through the mud

and a couple of dusty white toes

for a cat that's seen eleven long years

my coat is as good as it goes.

But you had to prove I could look cleaner

with you're baby shampoo on my head

and you know what I say to all that

Well Bah..Humbug I'm straight off to bed!!

Done