Something's.... Awry.

I swear "Advanced Mathematics" is exactly what it is. Haven't the slightest idea why the shot turned out like that!

*cough*

 

And now, a message from the model:

 

Hello! Online registration is open. Only accepting 20 students max, first-come-first-serve basis.

You know the drill, lovelies.

(I know the class will be full of beautiful, bright minds.)

As usual, lessons will be via-login, livestream and/or podcast.

Examinations are still every end of the week, unfortunately. Post-qualifications at end of term for PhDs!

Please submit all application forms and 1st term payments to the Applied Mathematics Department. You may also send them through email and Paypal. No "personal meet-ups" or "requests for consultation." I've grown weary of repeating myself, ladies. A no is a no. :)

 

Filming the Lectures and tagging them as "eyeporn" or other similar terms is strictly prohibited.

 

And PLEASE, no hacking the Cardiff Uni website for extra slots. Be mindful, this is for Advanced Maths NOT Computer Science.

I am a Mathematician, not the head of the Cyber Crime Department. Hence, I've a lack of appreciation for such skills.

 

Also, remember:

Flowers/Chocolates/private voice calls on Skype or intimate items strewn across your keyboard during livestream recitation will not give you an A.

 

Only your knowledge will. :)

 

Thank you and see you online this semester.

 

- Prof. Chlopher P. Sierren

Done