Nick, Programmerman
Evil
The soft-serve itself isn't too bad, but there's the resolution (no ice cream, all year), then there's the fact she has two, then there's the fact that she walked up to the door to the aquarium, turned around, and said (to the rest of her ice cream-toting group) and says "Aww, we can't take food inside." So they stood there and ate their ice cream, double-fisting it.
Evil
The soft-serve itself isn't too bad, but there's the resolution (no ice cream, all year), then there's the fact she has two, then there's the fact that she walked up to the door to the aquarium, turned around, and said (to the rest of her ice cream-toting group) and says "Aww, we can't take food inside." So they stood there and ate their ice cream, double-fisting it.