And, now, for something completely different!

Not to mention UGLY.

 

See this? THIS IS A DEFINITE NO.

 

No way, no how, nunh-unh, not gonna happen. Honestly. How much pizza money do you want to bet those stupid grow-anywhere-loved-only-by-contractors evergreen dwarf shrubbery are hemmed in by cheap plastic edging from a big box hardware?

Done