Doggy Poems

Brown Dog: Can you see the rabbit in the snow?

White Dog: Where?

Brown Dog: Under the tree

White Dog; It looks so cute

Brown Dog: Would look better in rabbit stew

White Dog: It's probably out taking a Christmas day walk with its family

Brown Dog; Even better, boxing day sandwiches

White Dog: It's Christmas day, do you have to talk about hunting?

Brown; Since when were dogs Christians, Have you even been to church?

White Dog; It says on the poster on the wall that "God loves all creatures great and small"

Brown Dog; Fine he can love us- but I'm still a dog who eats rabbits- alright?

White Dog- Okay, but just for today - for just one day- can we not talk about hunting rabbits and cats?

Brown Dog- Rabbits maybe, but cats? Are you feeling OK?

White dog;-No, really I mean it- no hunting rabbits or cats on Christmas day

Brown Dog; OK - but its going to be a long, long day. What shall we do instead then?

White Dog; Sit and contemplate the snow?

Brown Dog; Try again

White Dog;Curl up and sleep in front of the log fire?

Brown Dog; Getting warmer

White Dog; Beg for Xmas pudding?

Brown Dog; I've got an even better idea

White Dog; And it doesn't involve hunting?

Brown Dog: Not all all

White Dog? What is it

Brown Dog; Simply genius

White Dog; I'm all ears

Brown Dog; Let's steal a leg of turkey from the table

White Dog; It'll never work- they guard it too well -remember -we tried last year

Brown Dog; Got a better plan

White Dog; I can imagine

Brown Dog ; Really it's human proof- we'll be having turkey leg under the Christmas table in no time-Just wait and see,

White Dog- So ?

Brown Dog- I'll cause the distraction and pee on the Xmas tree, you grab a leg of turkey and hide it under the table. Couldn't be simpler

White Dog; Obviously

Brown Dog; But remember when you’re under that table- half of it is for me...After all, it's Christmas Day

 

 

 

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