Best 'Man Boobs': The Pitts. Bad luck to KH who was beaten by a whisker - shouldn't have shaved his chest in readiness for the Annual Ampthill Glossy Chest competition later this month. Disqualified for the third year running - Maryla. Those knees didn't
Hello everyone, here are the official results of yesterday's competitions in no particular order. I'm pleased to say that this year there was no need for any drug tests as all the competitors had already past the Dope Test. However it was unfortunate that The Lady Young had to be barred from this year's events owing to her professional status, having already competed at a Buck Pally event earlier in the year, (Third Reserve for the best use of a squashed parrot).
And so to the results starting off with what has to be the most convincing win of the day:-
Winners of:
The Best Practical Joke of the Day: Raving Ros - imagine getting everyone to eat Spanish chicken feed thinking it was some sort of foreign delicacy!
Balancing a car on a dog's drinking bowl: The Moffatt Man - as he said, he could do it with his eyes closed!
The Obstacle Race: 1st. Colin Atkins (2 faults), 2nd. The Baker (3 faults), 3rd. 'Fireman' Dave (4 faults).
Disqualified for hitting obstacles before he even got onto the course(!!!) - The Squire.
(Special thanks go to Little Pete and Big Jim for making the course easier by removing hundreds of obstacles that were no longer viable).
Best 'Man Boobs': The Pitts. Bad luck to KH who was beaten by a whisker - shouldn't have shaved his chest in readiness for the Annual Ampthill Glossy Chest competition later this month. Disqualified for the third year running - Maryla. Those knees didn't fool anybody.
Sewing Bee: Jane - lovely use of net curtains to make a one woman hammock (although you did appear to get a bit wrapped up in it!).
Quickest exit to the pub: Big Baz (followed closely by Jane - but not so close as to get the first round in).
Best Hot Pot: The Venerable Buxton - never any doubt about the winner of this the most prestigious of awards.
Best Pud: The Lady Buxton - it was some consternation to the judges that shouts of "Rhubarb" were heard when this was announced on the day!
Fattest, scruffiest, greediest, smelliest dog: Jock - no competition. Special mention to his owner for making him the dog that he is!!!
And so without further ado
Best 'Man Boobs': The Pitts. Bad luck to KH who was beaten by a whisker - shouldn't have shaved his chest in readiness for the Annual Ampthill Glossy Chest competition later this month. Disqualified for the third year running - Maryla. Those knees didn't
Hello everyone, here are the official results of yesterday's competitions in no particular order. I'm pleased to say that this year there was no need for any drug tests as all the competitors had already past the Dope Test. However it was unfortunate that The Lady Young had to be barred from this year's events owing to her professional status, having already competed at a Buck Pally event earlier in the year, (Third Reserve for the best use of a squashed parrot).
And so to the results starting off with what has to be the most convincing win of the day:-
Winners of:
The Best Practical Joke of the Day: Raving Ros - imagine getting everyone to eat Spanish chicken feed thinking it was some sort of foreign delicacy!
Balancing a car on a dog's drinking bowl: The Moffatt Man - as he said, he could do it with his eyes closed!
The Obstacle Race: 1st. Colin Atkins (2 faults), 2nd. The Baker (3 faults), 3rd. 'Fireman' Dave (4 faults).
Disqualified for hitting obstacles before he even got onto the course(!!!) - The Squire.
(Special thanks go to Little Pete and Big Jim for making the course easier by removing hundreds of obstacles that were no longer viable).
Best 'Man Boobs': The Pitts. Bad luck to KH who was beaten by a whisker - shouldn't have shaved his chest in readiness for the Annual Ampthill Glossy Chest competition later this month. Disqualified for the third year running - Maryla. Those knees didn't fool anybody.
Sewing Bee: Jane - lovely use of net curtains to make a one woman hammock (although you did appear to get a bit wrapped up in it!).
Quickest exit to the pub: Big Baz (followed closely by Jane - but not so close as to get the first round in).
Best Hot Pot: The Venerable Buxton - never any doubt about the winner of this the most prestigious of awards.
Best Pud: The Lady Buxton - it was some consternation to the judges that shouts of "Rhubarb" were heard when this was announced on the day!
Fattest, scruffiest, greediest, smelliest dog: Jock - no competition. Special mention to his owner for making him the dog that he is!!!
And so without further ado