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don't judge a pimp by its cover
Welcome to "the hat chronicles" Season 3 - Episode 7:
pimp week goes out with a bang!
As the sun set yesterday on the 2nd annual pimp week, how would this week be remembered? As the week all pimphood was humiliated by the cowboys antics? Or as the week that the minipimp saved for all the pimpoholics?
The stage was set. The legacy of the second annual pimp week was riding on the result of this match!
MINIPIMP
vs
COWBOY
The cowboy was extremely over confident in his abilities to handle the minipimp without her father around to help. With all the fedoras locked in a cowboy vault, he practically had this thing in the bag.
minipimp however had other plans. To save pimp week from falling into the hands of the cowboy, she had a little secret the cowboy didn't know about. The little pimp girl actually her her OWN fedora hidden away in her doll house just for an occasion like this!
Our camera crew and reporters got center stage as the fight was about to ensue:
cowboy: "YYEEEEHHAWWWWW, let's get it on you limp pimp child. Y'all gonna go DOWNNNN TOWNNNN BROWNNN!!!"
minipimp: "um no. Lookie what I got"
cowboy (confused): "whadda .... no .... IT CAN'T BE!"
minipimp: "oh yeah cowsissy, look what I was hiding from you, my F E D O R A!"
cowboy (trembling): ".... wha......how....... I jus' don' understan how yo............"
BAMN!
...it was on! The minipimp struck the cowboy with several blows to the head with her powerful new pimppunch that lit up her hand like a lightning bolt (courtesy of powers only harnessed while wearing her fedora).
The cowboy had several fairy dust maneuvers that caught even a fedora wearing pimp kid by surprise.
BAMN
POW
WHACK
GWAM
BLOP (think Batman here folks, old Batman)
ZAP
HISS
BOOP
And suddenly .... down went the cowboy!!! The FEDORA was just what the young pimp needed! As he lay on the ground, the young underage pimp family member jumped up in the air. She rested her gaze straight into the confused scared cowboys eyes. She was coming down on him to give him the final blow ...
...just as she was about to finish him off....
...then suddenly she got distracted...
...someone had appeared!....
...to be continued
don't judge a pimp by its cover
Welcome to "the hat chronicles" Season 3 - Episode 7:
pimp week goes out with a bang!
As the sun set yesterday on the 2nd annual pimp week, how would this week be remembered? As the week all pimphood was humiliated by the cowboys antics? Or as the week that the minipimp saved for all the pimpoholics?
The stage was set. The legacy of the second annual pimp week was riding on the result of this match!
MINIPIMP
vs
COWBOY
The cowboy was extremely over confident in his abilities to handle the minipimp without her father around to help. With all the fedoras locked in a cowboy vault, he practically had this thing in the bag.
minipimp however had other plans. To save pimp week from falling into the hands of the cowboy, she had a little secret the cowboy didn't know about. The little pimp girl actually her her OWN fedora hidden away in her doll house just for an occasion like this!
Our camera crew and reporters got center stage as the fight was about to ensue:
cowboy: "YYEEEEHHAWWWWW, let's get it on you limp pimp child. Y'all gonna go DOWNNNN TOWNNNN BROWNNN!!!"
minipimp: "um no. Lookie what I got"
cowboy (confused): "whadda .... no .... IT CAN'T BE!"
minipimp: "oh yeah cowsissy, look what I was hiding from you, my F E D O R A!"
cowboy (trembling): ".... wha......how....... I jus' don' understan how yo............"
BAMN!
...it was on! The minipimp struck the cowboy with several blows to the head with her powerful new pimppunch that lit up her hand like a lightning bolt (courtesy of powers only harnessed while wearing her fedora).
The cowboy had several fairy dust maneuvers that caught even a fedora wearing pimp kid by surprise.
BAMN
POW
WHACK
GWAM
BLOP (think Batman here folks, old Batman)
ZAP
HISS
BOOP
And suddenly .... down went the cowboy!!! The FEDORA was just what the young pimp needed! As he lay on the ground, the young underage pimp family member jumped up in the air. She rested her gaze straight into the confused scared cowboys eyes. She was coming down on him to give him the final blow ...
...just as she was about to finish him off....
...then suddenly she got distracted...
...someone had appeared!....
...to be continued