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66 MPH
the pimp chronicles
Pub: IX
8/1/10
Okay someone please explain this one to me. Because I’m 32, and I’m still trying to figure this out.
SPEED LIMIT = 65 MPH
Okay? Cool. That’s the law, yeah? Right on.
Actually, it’s not. It’s just a guideline. Ha – you dumb fuck, you just got a speeding ticket for breaking the same law everyone breaks. You just broke it worse, I guess? Dumbass!
Every motherfucker on the highway goes faster than that "speed limit". Anyone caught going 65MPH on a regular highway without traffic is either a really really really old senior citizen gramps or something is wrong with your car.
So we got this law that 95% of motorists are not abiding by. Okay. Do they come up with these “speed limits” with the extra “pad” that we get after we break it?
If you think about it, it really is a smooth fucking deal for the government. Whoever developed these ridiculous laws that are meant to be broken are geniuses! Mostly because the police can technically stop you whenever the fuck they want. Since you’re breaking the law, right? Brilliant!
You know, I fucking hate when people tell me “that’s against the law”. What law? Did you read this out of a “law book”? Are you a fucking lawyer? There is a freaking law for every single move, word, and motion you make. And some laws as seen above are made to break for as much as you may or may not get away with on any given day.
Some laws make sense. Like – don’t murder people. Other laws make no sense. Like – don’t murder yourself. If you want to kill yourself, fuck it. Just don’t make a mess.
Are there any “laws” where you are at that you despise? Or even some stupid fuck rule at your company or school that you just love to break because it’s so unnecessary? Or maybe even a law or rule that you think should in fact be, "the law"?
66 MPH
the pimp chronicles
Pub: IX
8/1/10
Okay someone please explain this one to me. Because I’m 32, and I’m still trying to figure this out.
SPEED LIMIT = 65 MPH
Okay? Cool. That’s the law, yeah? Right on.
Actually, it’s not. It’s just a guideline. Ha – you dumb fuck, you just got a speeding ticket for breaking the same law everyone breaks. You just broke it worse, I guess? Dumbass!
Every motherfucker on the highway goes faster than that "speed limit". Anyone caught going 65MPH on a regular highway without traffic is either a really really really old senior citizen gramps or something is wrong with your car.
So we got this law that 95% of motorists are not abiding by. Okay. Do they come up with these “speed limits” with the extra “pad” that we get after we break it?
If you think about it, it really is a smooth fucking deal for the government. Whoever developed these ridiculous laws that are meant to be broken are geniuses! Mostly because the police can technically stop you whenever the fuck they want. Since you’re breaking the law, right? Brilliant!
You know, I fucking hate when people tell me “that’s against the law”. What law? Did you read this out of a “law book”? Are you a fucking lawyer? There is a freaking law for every single move, word, and motion you make. And some laws as seen above are made to break for as much as you may or may not get away with on any given day.
Some laws make sense. Like – don’t murder people. Other laws make no sense. Like – don’t murder yourself. If you want to kill yourself, fuck it. Just don’t make a mess.
Are there any “laws” where you are at that you despise? Or even some stupid fuck rule at your company or school that you just love to break because it’s so unnecessary? Or maybe even a law or rule that you think should in fact be, "the law"?