Tesla Coupe Sports Cabriolet 3.0i GLX RS Cosworth Lamborghini Countach MkIV Nova ex Works limited Edition©

It's here.... the brand new 2 seater Tesla sports couch coupe

 

The New zero emission car of the future. Will run on loose change, odd socks and biro pens. Just stuff em' down the back of the sofa and away you go!

As seen on the new Top Gear 2016 on Amazon Prime

 

"Air Sprung Dung Teknik" as the say in Germany ®©™

 

 

*No Batteries required. Driver not included

Your home may be at risk if you fail to make payments.

 

UPDATE: #hack Tesla Couch boost your Battery Cranking Amps by +70%

 

Insert a copy of Razzle or Parade Gentleman's interest Magazines down left hand arm rest for an increase in BHP.

 

*Top Tip: If being chased by Plod in a high speed pursuit you can use our Wank Sock® App to outpace the Law.

 

NB: By using this method any inferior Jazz mags will invalidate the Manufacturers Warranty. So Be Warned!

 

SPECIAL OFFER !!! An additional 20% increase in power output for FREE if you watch Jeremy Kyle ACT NOW!

 

Just tick box below and it will be added into your Basket.

 

Why not pop over to the Apple Japs i Store and download our convenient WankSox™ app

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