How much longer???

TED: "I'm off on me holibobs agane in a coupla days, so today I decided to have a bit of a spa day. First of all I rubbed body loshun in all me dry crinkly bits an' then I rapped cling film all over me an' laid down fer a bit. It's called a 'hydrating body wrap' an' I'm s'posed to feel all nice an' smooth afterwards. Mum sez she'll Febreze me later *shudders* an' then I'll be all reddy to fly to the sun!"

Done