Universally Challenged [Explored]

Ted, Nobby and Ginger are modelling their new tee shirts from Cambridge University:

 

Ginger: "We're going to appear on University Challenge! Watch out Jeremy Paxman!!"

Nobby: "If we get through to the next round we'll be competing against a US team from College Bowl, the American version!"

Ted: "BUT!!! We haven't even finished school yet! And we need a captain."

Nobby: "Any volunteers?"

Ginger: "And we'll need a mascot, like the other teams have."

Ted: "What about if we have a hooman mascot?"

Done