Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!
Customer; Two choc ices please
Vendor (who looks nothing like John Cleese); Haven't got any choc ices, only got the albatross. Albatross!
Customer; What flavour is it?
Vendor (who looks nothing like John Cleese); It's a bird innit? It's a bloody sea bird...it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!
Customer; Do you get wafers with it?
Vendor (who looks nothing like John Cleese); Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!
Customer; How much is it?
Vendor (who looks nothing like John Cleese) Ninepence
Vendor; I'll take two.
As tonight sees the last night of the Monty Python farewell tour at the O2 arena I thought that I would pay my own tribute.
Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!
Customer; Two choc ices please
Vendor (who looks nothing like John Cleese); Haven't got any choc ices, only got the albatross. Albatross!
Customer; What flavour is it?
Vendor (who looks nothing like John Cleese); It's a bird innit? It's a bloody sea bird...it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!
Customer; Do you get wafers with it?
Vendor (who looks nothing like John Cleese); Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!
Customer; How much is it?
Vendor (who looks nothing like John Cleese) Ninepence
Vendor; I'll take two.
As tonight sees the last night of the Monty Python farewell tour at the O2 arena I thought that I would pay my own tribute.