Tax Season - Bijou Planks 99/365
Meanwhile, at Dunder Mifflin...*
"I certainly appreciate you coming in... should I call you Mr. Cyborg?"
"My name is Victor Stone. That's not a secret."
"So I can call you Victor? Or Vic?"
"You can call me Mr. Stone, and why did you call me here to this office?"
"Oh, right! I know you're a super-hero in the Justice League and, listen, you're doing great work. And, I just want to support you. Monetarily."
"Hey, we have charities that we recommend. I can give you a list. We don't accept cash ourselves so-"
"Exactly! You can't accept cash, I understand, conflict of interest and such. So, I'll give you cash and it won't be a donation. You can... do something."
"And what exactly are you wanting me to do?"
"I'll cut to the chase, it is tax season, and it's very difficult to find loopholes now but, with you being a computer and all, I figured-"
"I'm a cyborg and you want me to do your taxes!?"
"I want to give you money. And it can be a lot. And then, incidentally, you can do our taxes."
"Before I get to how ridiculous this is, don't you have an accountant??"
"We do... we did but there was... an incident."
"Look, I'm busy with the Justice League, there's a war going on** but even if there wasn't, I wouldn't be doing your taxes!"
"I understand. What if-"
"Man, I'm outta here. I've got better things to do, like hang out at Seinfeld's." ***
"Jerry Seinfeld? Oh, I know him!**** I'll come with you!"
"No, you won't!"
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A year of the shows and performers of the Bijou Planks Theater.
Funko
Mini Moments
The Office
Michael Scott
Headstart
Ooshies
DC Comics
Cyborg
Dunder Mifflin has been seen many times on the Planks such as in BP 2022 Day 243!
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/52324138657/
** Cyborg seen in action in Chapter 26 of the Paprihaven story in scenes such as issue 1471!
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/32380785768/
*** Cyborg has been seen hanging out with Jerry in BP 2022 Day 250!
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/52341091346/
**** Michael Scott also visited Jerry as seen in BP 2023 Day 19!
Tax Season - Bijou Planks 99/365
Meanwhile, at Dunder Mifflin...*
"I certainly appreciate you coming in... should I call you Mr. Cyborg?"
"My name is Victor Stone. That's not a secret."
"So I can call you Victor? Or Vic?"
"You can call me Mr. Stone, and why did you call me here to this office?"
"Oh, right! I know you're a super-hero in the Justice League and, listen, you're doing great work. And, I just want to support you. Monetarily."
"Hey, we have charities that we recommend. I can give you a list. We don't accept cash ourselves so-"
"Exactly! You can't accept cash, I understand, conflict of interest and such. So, I'll give you cash and it won't be a donation. You can... do something."
"And what exactly are you wanting me to do?"
"I'll cut to the chase, it is tax season, and it's very difficult to find loopholes now but, with you being a computer and all, I figured-"
"I'm a cyborg and you want me to do your taxes!?"
"I want to give you money. And it can be a lot. And then, incidentally, you can do our taxes."
"Before I get to how ridiculous this is, don't you have an accountant??"
"We do... we did but there was... an incident."
"Look, I'm busy with the Justice League, there's a war going on** but even if there wasn't, I wouldn't be doing your taxes!"
"I understand. What if-"
"Man, I'm outta here. I've got better things to do, like hang out at Seinfeld's." ***
"Jerry Seinfeld? Oh, I know him!**** I'll come with you!"
"No, you won't!"
═════════════════════════════════════
A year of the shows and performers of the Bijou Planks Theater.
Funko
Mini Moments
The Office
Michael Scott
Headstart
Ooshies
DC Comics
Cyborg
Dunder Mifflin has been seen many times on the Planks such as in BP 2022 Day 243!
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/52324138657/
** Cyborg seen in action in Chapter 26 of the Paprihaven story in scenes such as issue 1471!
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/32380785768/
*** Cyborg has been seen hanging out with Jerry in BP 2022 Day 250!
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/52341091346/
**** Michael Scott also visited Jerry as seen in BP 2023 Day 19!