5 Daze of Halloween - ScareBoarding - BP 300/365
Foul plans are being enacted against the audience of the Bijou Planks! After a disappointing opening round of non-frights, the owner of the theater, the Chameleon, has sent forth the enigmatic and edible Chuugoku Tofu once more with the command to TERRORIZE THE AUDIENCE!
...squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak...
Whoa! He came rolling out on a skateboard.
Amongst other skateboards.
"You have heard of the 'skateboard'... no?"
We have heard of the skateboard, yes.
And, you're on one.
How about this? We're 'skate-BORED'!
*sigh*
This isn't scary!
"Not yet. You see... this is not a 'skateboard'."
Oookay, what is it?
"It is... a 'SCAREBOARD'."
That's stupid!
Those are skateboards with Halloween decos that aren't even scary!
How can it be a scareboard!?
"Because... this board... will SCARE you."
...
HOW??
You're standing there on a skateboard, looking quite edible, which is crazy with our reputation, and NONE of this is scary!
"Not yet."
GAH!
Would you get to the scary part??
You've all been trying for over a week and, I assure you, we'd LOVE to be scared as that would make an entertaining show for a change, but it's all just dumb!
"Perhaps... you would look at the pictures... on the SCAREBOARDS?"
Grr... we just SAID that they're not scary!
"Not yet."
GAARRR!!
That's it!
It's lunch time and the tofu's on me!
RAARRR!!
"Oh! YOU'RE scary!"
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Welcome to Paprihaven's annual 13 Daze of Halloween! This year the target is the audience of the Bijou Planks! Such horror awaits!
PING!
Times the audience ate the performers counter: 6
Here are our past Halloween countdowns for Day 5!
2017
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/24037953928/
2018
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/44661750395/
2019
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/48970993982/
2020
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/50536888031/
2021
5 Daze of Halloween - ScareBoarding - BP 300/365
Foul plans are being enacted against the audience of the Bijou Planks! After a disappointing opening round of non-frights, the owner of the theater, the Chameleon, has sent forth the enigmatic and edible Chuugoku Tofu once more with the command to TERRORIZE THE AUDIENCE!
...squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak...
Whoa! He came rolling out on a skateboard.
Amongst other skateboards.
"You have heard of the 'skateboard'... no?"
We have heard of the skateboard, yes.
And, you're on one.
How about this? We're 'skate-BORED'!
*sigh*
This isn't scary!
"Not yet. You see... this is not a 'skateboard'."
Oookay, what is it?
"It is... a 'SCAREBOARD'."
That's stupid!
Those are skateboards with Halloween decos that aren't even scary!
How can it be a scareboard!?
"Because... this board... will SCARE you."
...
HOW??
You're standing there on a skateboard, looking quite edible, which is crazy with our reputation, and NONE of this is scary!
"Not yet."
GAH!
Would you get to the scary part??
You've all been trying for over a week and, I assure you, we'd LOVE to be scared as that would make an entertaining show for a change, but it's all just dumb!
"Perhaps... you would look at the pictures... on the SCAREBOARDS?"
Grr... we just SAID that they're not scary!
"Not yet."
GAARRR!!
That's it!
It's lunch time and the tofu's on me!
RAARRR!!
"Oh! YOU'RE scary!"
⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⊰⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅∙∘☽༓☾∘∙•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅⋅•⋅⋅⊰⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅
Welcome to Paprihaven's annual 13 Daze of Halloween! This year the target is the audience of the Bijou Planks! Such horror awaits!
PING!
Times the audience ate the performers counter: 6
Here are our past Halloween countdowns for Day 5!
2017
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/24037953928/
2018
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/44661750395/
2019
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/48970993982/
2020
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/50536888031/
2021