Happy Halloween 2021!
The super hard-boiled Detective Kogure is following the clues to find Bad Take-Out, the horrid killer behind the Mandarin Chicken Murders.
"YOU FOUND ME!! YOU ACTUALLY FOUND ME AND LIVED!! THEN NOW YOU DIE!"
"And so I had found him. Bad Take-Out. The Mandarin Chicken Murderer. But, of all the things I had considered, this was unexpected."
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?"
"The killer was a burger... person. Or something. It explained the burger smell at the murder scene* and at Lee Realty.** But why would this creature be a killer?"
"I WAS SICK OF EVERYONE ORDERING CHINESE! BURGERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN NUMBER ONE! THEY HAD TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON!"
"He suddenly began yelling the answer, unrequested."
"YOU JUST ASKED WHY I WAS A KILLER!"
"He yelled a lot. Seemed to be his only volume. One of my strangest cases for sure. But oddly appropriate for Halloween."
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!??"
"He was wielding a very large spatula and a gun. I doubt my 38 was going to stop him."
"YOU'RE RIGHT!! SHOOT ME IF YOU LIKE!! I'M ABOUT TO PROCESS YOU!! HAHAHA!"
"But I hadn't planned on gunning the killer down anyway. I had my plan from the beginning."
"What's your name?"
"MY NAME? MY NAME IS BEEF BOSS!!"
"No way. That's a ridiculous name. What's your real name?"
"IT'S BEEF BOSS!! THAT'S MY NAME!!"
"Okay. Just needed to be sure. Fel asu lo Beef Boss to masa."
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??"
You have freed me to attack this creature??
"I told you I had a use for you."
I loathe you with all my being. I am tempted not to attack this fool just to deprive you, but... I hunger...
"Then do it."
"THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!"
"If the burger boy kills me you remain locked in this state."
I will devour him. And then you will send me back to my dimension. But know this, Detective Kogure, I will be back. I will find a way. And then I will devour YOU!"
"I'll be waiting."
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Welcome to Paprihaven's annual 13 Daze of Halloween! This year Detective Kogure investigates the macabre mystery, "Dial M For Mandarin":
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/48165367117/
Here are our past Halloween countdowns for Day 1!
2017
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/37135645384/
2018
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/44916334414/
2019
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/48988721373/
2020
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/50552267748/
* As seen in Day 13!
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/51608253546/
** As seen in Day 10!
Happy Halloween 2021!
The super hard-boiled Detective Kogure is following the clues to find Bad Take-Out, the horrid killer behind the Mandarin Chicken Murders.
"YOU FOUND ME!! YOU ACTUALLY FOUND ME AND LIVED!! THEN NOW YOU DIE!"
"And so I had found him. Bad Take-Out. The Mandarin Chicken Murderer. But, of all the things I had considered, this was unexpected."
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?"
"The killer was a burger... person. Or something. It explained the burger smell at the murder scene* and at Lee Realty.** But why would this creature be a killer?"
"I WAS SICK OF EVERYONE ORDERING CHINESE! BURGERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN NUMBER ONE! THEY HAD TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON!"
"He suddenly began yelling the answer, unrequested."
"YOU JUST ASKED WHY I WAS A KILLER!"
"He yelled a lot. Seemed to be his only volume. One of my strangest cases for sure. But oddly appropriate for Halloween."
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!??"
"He was wielding a very large spatula and a gun. I doubt my 38 was going to stop him."
"YOU'RE RIGHT!! SHOOT ME IF YOU LIKE!! I'M ABOUT TO PROCESS YOU!! HAHAHA!"
"But I hadn't planned on gunning the killer down anyway. I had my plan from the beginning."
"What's your name?"
"MY NAME? MY NAME IS BEEF BOSS!!"
"No way. That's a ridiculous name. What's your real name?"
"IT'S BEEF BOSS!! THAT'S MY NAME!!"
"Okay. Just needed to be sure. Fel asu lo Beef Boss to masa."
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??"
You have freed me to attack this creature??
"I told you I had a use for you."
I loathe you with all my being. I am tempted not to attack this fool just to deprive you, but... I hunger...
"Then do it."
"THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!"
"If the burger boy kills me you remain locked in this state."
I will devour him. And then you will send me back to my dimension. But know this, Detective Kogure, I will be back. I will find a way. And then I will devour YOU!"
"I'll be waiting."
____________________________________________
Welcome to Paprihaven's annual 13 Daze of Halloween! This year Detective Kogure investigates the macabre mystery, "Dial M For Mandarin":
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/48165367117/
Here are our past Halloween countdowns for Day 1!
2017
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/37135645384/
2018
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/44916334414/
2019
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/48988721373/
2020
flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/50552267748/
* As seen in Day 13!
www.flickr.com/photos/paprihaven/51608253546/
** As seen in Day 10!