Choose Old Bleach

Choose your future.

Choose Old Bleach.

Choose a bike, choose a pedal, choose clubmates,

Choose a f*cking expensive wheelset, Choose

washing your club kit, tyres, GPS units and

Campagnolo bottle openers. Choose good

health, low cholesterol and a decent helmet.

Choose to remortgage the house to buy a bike with

Di2 on it. Choose club kit and matching panniers,

Choose a saddle on hire purchase in a range of

f*cking fabrics, Choose a multitool and wonder

what the f*ck you're doing

fixing a flat tyre on a

Sunday morning.

Choose sitting on the

couch watching mind-

numbing, spirit-

crushing endless

hours of Tour de

France stages,

stuffing f*cking

energy gels into

your mouth.

Choose riding away

at 9-30am in the

p*shing rain,

nothing more than

a lightweight jacket

to keep you from an

embarrassing loss

in a fight with the

elements.

Done