Pizzatron Corporate Relations Team
To our friends at Hopper's:
Greatest sympathies at your recent supply chain issues! We'll let your customers know that their old pal Pizzatron has the food they crave available now, and new in 2022, guaranteed to meet the regulatory minimums for edible food! Our patented pizza portal process ensures your food never touches an organic contaminant. Unlike Hopper's... stay tuned to see what dirty secrets we've uncovered!
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Pizzatron Corporate Relations Team
To our friends at Hopper's:
Greatest sympathies at your recent supply chain issues! We'll let your customers know that their old pal Pizzatron has the food they crave available now, and new in 2022, guaranteed to meet the regulatory minimums for edible food! Our patented pizza portal process ensures your food never touches an organic contaminant. Unlike Hopper's... stay tuned to see what dirty secrets we've uncovered!
(Build by BetaNotus, edit by me)