Good night and may God Bless my friend...

Best veiwed with a "heart of Compassion and non-Judgement""

 

 

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

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After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and

asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

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The priest replied, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living,

being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

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The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned, '

then returned to his paper.

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The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man

and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'

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The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just

reading here that the Pope does.'

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MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before

offering the answer

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Done