Professor Winterbottom's Thesis on 'Silverfish Proctology' Set the World Standard on this Important Subject
From 'Our Experts', at the 'Silverfish Safari Park & Petting Zoo'.
Madge ('They' and 'Their') is also a fine painter, specialising in large oil paintings of 'The Ham Fisted' (see below). It should be noted that Madge is 'height diverse' and can change their vertical measurement at will, on a whim, or sometimes even uncontrollably, when they really let it rip.
All our scientific instruments are calibrated to accommodate their shifting height fluctuations.
We pride ourselves on our size tolerance policy, and "no size considered to be too large or too small" is our fledgling conglomerate's resounding leitmotif.
Professor Winterbottom's Thesis on 'Silverfish Proctology' Set the World Standard on this Important Subject
From 'Our Experts', at the 'Silverfish Safari Park & Petting Zoo'.
Madge ('They' and 'Their') is also a fine painter, specialising in large oil paintings of 'The Ham Fisted' (see below). It should be noted that Madge is 'height diverse' and can change their vertical measurement at will, on a whim, or sometimes even uncontrollably, when they really let it rip.
All our scientific instruments are calibrated to accommodate their shifting height fluctuations.
We pride ourselves on our size tolerance policy, and "no size considered to be too large or too small" is our fledgling conglomerate's resounding leitmotif.