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L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.H.I.V+O.A.P

It ain’t heavy, it’s my acronym.

 

 

There was this strange point in life, a part of that mix, when one's new upper teeth were coming in white, whilst one's lowers were traditionally black. One had the double consolation of an Arrow Pocket, and the fact that acronyms hadn't yet imposed themselves. I suspect that acronyms were invented first in 1974, years later, though I might be wrong. But then this was many years before I became completely innocent.

 

 

By dint of Noblesse oblige, I, hereby, reserve the right to commandeer the entire alphabet, and to even invent new letters if need be, in pursuit of 'Universal Truthiness' (UT). The Boy Wonder would like to acknowledge his gratitude to 'The Hollies', Mr. Neil Diamond and, of course, Bob Russell & Bobby Scott.

 

 

Another list, just because I like lists, and think all 'books' should have some chapters that are just lists. I will be adding to this list on a daily basis (in no particular order). Other list's can be seen in Album 'Lists':

 

 

1. IDK: I don’t know

2. CIGAAUH?: Can I get an amen up here?

3. LOL: Laugh(ing) out loud

4. OP: Original poster

5. CPS: characters per second (also Crown Prosecution Service)

6. WFH: Work from home

7. WTF?: What the f(e)ck (u), (*)?

8. TBH: To be honest

9. SWALK: Sealed with a loving kiss

10. SAG: Saint Anthony guide (also Screen Actor's Guild)

11. WYPFOOOMY?: Would you please feck (u) off out of my life?

12. IMPO: in my personal opinion

13. HR: Human Resources (my least favourite acronym of all time: MLFAOAT)

14. IMHO: in my humble opinion

15. IMBW: I might be wrong

16. APUTD: Almost pushing up the daisies (almost dead)

17. FBIFM: Far be it from me

18. WYHY: Whatever you're having yourself

19. SO: Significant other (also known as 'Him/Her/Them Indoors')

20. OTT: over the top

21. IHHIV?: Is he Henry the 4th? (does he have HIV?)

22. IHC?: Is he clean? (see 21 above)

23. USCWAP: Up shit's creek without a paddle

24. IHOOU? Is he one of us?

25. NQOCD!: Not quite our class dear!

26. ADD: At death's door

27. POC: Pop one's clogs (almost meaningless in Holland)

28. BVM: Blessed Virgin Mary (also known as MOG: Mother of God)

29. LHOOQ: She has a delectable arse (Duchamp was never very good at this acronym business)

30. SHADA: see 29 above

31: ZC: Zebra crossing

32. AIR?: Am I right?

33. WYGUTYTASOHOOY?: Would you get up the yard, there's a smell of hay off of ye? (Could you please be somewhat mindful of the wind direction?)

34. DDD&D: Dis, dat, dees and doze

35. INSTC: I never saw that coming

36. PC: Pelican crossing or politically correct (consider context)

37. FAQ: Frequently asked questions

38. IRL: In real life

39. NGL: not gonna lie

40. TYFTC: Thank you for the correction

41. PDQ: Pretty damned quick

42: TL;DR: too long; didn't read

43. L.(L).B.R.R.E.I.A.24: Lanech (Lahinch) Bi-Annual Red Rubber Event Infrathin Afterparty 2024

44. L.O.L.O.G.: Leg of Lamb of God

 

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Uploaded on April 23, 2022